Quote from: TrotskyQuote from: Jeff Hopkins '82I remember "Go start the bus", too. Unless we played Army ("Go start the tank") or Sucks ("Go staht the cahr").
I think the whole "Hey goalie...your _____ Called" is uninteresting. Nobody can hear anything but You suck".
I despise the tubas "Over There". Manly because the cheers don't fit the rhythm. It sounds clumsy to me,
My annual Tepid Takes:
- The tubas are okay. They lost Swanee River to the worry beaders so whatevs.
- The "Ring, ring" cheer is just whatever person and/or frat does it masturbating in public. It's embarrassing. (Also, we stole it from BU, and they do it much better, which is even more embarrassing.)
- The worst thing is "Bend over," which is a lazy cheer that often continues right up until the other team scores into our net. Way to go, fans.
- The second-worst thing is the Jeopardy Theme, which is the pep band indulging itself. It makes them sound stupid, which is terrible because our band is the best.
- I wish they would bring back "Go start the x," "Black hole" (the only chant I know of which was started by and stolen from Harvard), "Fight Maim Kill."
- Stop doing "Hey Baby" now that it's associated with sinkholes like Fenway.
- Finally, bring back the skating bear and the season-ending strip tease. That was epic.
Post script: and for fuck's sake, TRY NEW THINGS! When it's quiet, scream out some funny bit of inspiration. That is where every Cornell cheer started. Every one of our chants is the detritus of somebody auditioning, killing it, and it getting picked up first by their row, then their section, and finally the whole barn. Put down your iPacifier and engage with the world, you nasty little shits.
And keep my social security checks coming!
I agree with just about all of this.
- While "bend over" is just cringey and lazy (made even worse by how common it is during a game), "Ugly" always still cracks me up during timeouts when the mask comes off.
- Whoever first screwed up the nice, clear, blunt "Die, Drop dead, Go home" and replaced them with the long garbled nonsense needs to, well, die, drop dead, and/or just go home.
- I still can't believe they haven't figured out how to make a "Let's go Red" chant last more than about 5 seconds. And not only that chant, but why is everything always so rushed? What's even the point of the goal count and "sieve" if they just do it as quickly as possible to get to the "it's all your fault"?
- Do they still do "good goalie, bad goalie"?
- IMHO, The bests are the slight twists on the classics - like "Go start the tank" mentioned above and "good goalie" to the empty net that the CU player just barely missed and "bad goalie" to the pulled one on the bench.