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Facetimer Awards

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Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Facetimer (---.biz.rr.com)
Date: April 05, 2004 02:46PM

In honor of Greg Berge '85 and TBRW? Awards, we have come up with some awards of our own......

Adds Most to Lynah Experience: Cowbell Guy

Thinks Highest of Himself: CalgARI '07

Stupidest Nickname: Beeeeej

Best Cheer: Which team is the Ivy League?

Worst Cheer (a.k.a. Greg Berge's favorite cheer award): "Let's Go RED"

Biggest Overall Douchebag: HOTELCALIFORNIA

Best ECAC Linesman: Andy Petrus

Best Narc: Earl the Narc

Worst Idea Ever: The Red Line

Biggest Troll: John T. Whelan '91

Stupidest Name: Age

Poster Least Likely to get Laid: Avash '05

Waste of a Roster Spot: Ben Wallace

Best Townie: Rick '71

Traveled Furthest to Cornell Game: Greg Berge '85

Most Successful Career: Greg Berge '85

Long Distance Toothpaste Toss: Cowbell Guy

Overall Good Guy: DeltaOne81

Worst ECAC Coach: Mike Schafer '86

Suggested Replacement of Mike Schafer '86: Ben Hysell '02

Biggest Overall Douchebag for a Non-Poster: Phil Graham
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: A-19 (---.twcny.rr.com)
Date: April 06, 2004 05:40AM

i am thoroughly amused
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: April 06, 2004 07:57AM

All I can ask is "Why?"
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Facetimer (---.toddweld.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 10:26AM

It is also time to make our 2005 Facetimer Awards. Please make your nominations based on the above awards.

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Dpperk29 (---.nys.biz.rr.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 10:37AM

[Q]Facetimer Wrote:


Biggest Overall Douchebag: HOTELCALIFORNIA
[/q]

I nominate Facetimer for this one

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: DeltaOne81 (---.raytheon.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 10:56AM

Hahaha... wow, facetimer, you really are good for something afterall ;-) I am highly amused. Although I still must be doing something wrong if you like me. :-D
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 11:16AM

As long as I win one of the Facetimer Awards, I'll be happy. :-P

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: mjh89 (---.redrover.cornell.edu)
Date: March 28, 2005 11:23AM

Hilarious if taken with a grain of salt. laugh
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: jtwcornell91 (---.loyno.edu)
Date: March 28, 2005 12:06PM

[Q]Facetimer Wrote:
Worst Idea Ever: The Red Line
[/q]

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...



 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 01:03PM

[Q]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...[/q]

I thought you found it better than the Mexican place that wouldn't take Josh's ID, though.

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: jtwcornell91 (---.loyno.edu)
Date: March 28, 2005 03:13PM

[Q]Will Wrote:

jtwcornell91 Wrote:

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...[/Q]
I thought you found it better than the Mexican place that wouldn't take Josh's ID, though.[/q]

I did fine at the Red Line (aside from having to pay part of the astronomical bar tab). Other members of the party didn't fare so well...


 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 03:25PM

[Q]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

Will Wrote:

jtwcornell91 Wrote:

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...[/Q]
I thought you found it better than the Mexican place that wouldn't take Josh's ID, though.[/Q]
I did fine at the Red Line (aside from having to pay part of the astronomical bar tab). Other members of the party didn't fare so well...[/q]

I guess I left too early that night. What happened after I left?

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Josh '99 (---.nyc.rr.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 04:59PM

[Q]Will Wrote:
I guess I left too early that night. What happened after I left?[/q]At some point I wandered off and peed on Bright.
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: dbilmes (---.37.79.112.adsl.snet.net)
Date: March 28, 2005 07:19PM

Wow...this thread is getting a lot more hits than the corresponding TBRW award posts...
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: atb9 (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 07:22PM

[Q]dbilmes Wrote:

Wow...this thread is getting a lot more hits than the corresponding TBRW award posts...[/q]

It's because facetimer is sitting in his law office hitting refresh on all of the posts while he waits for a fender bender ;-) :-P

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Briteside (---.155.212.206.conversent.net)
Date: March 28, 2005 08:46PM

Look at the date of the original post. Facetimer may be clever, but not recently nut
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: JDeafv (---.howard01.md.comcast.net)
Date: March 28, 2005 10:42PM

The RedLine night ended when somebody in the party was asked to leave after barfing in the restroom. A few broken glasses on top of that (how did that happen?) and the night was over pretty darn quick.

Good thing you can't smell these posts!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2005 10:45PM by JDeafv.
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 28, 2005 10:48PM

[Q]JDeafv Wrote:

The RedLine night ended when somebody in the party was asked to leave after ing in the restroom. A few broken glasses on top of that (how did that happen?) and the night was over pretty darn quick.

[/q]

Considering I had to drive myself and three others back to our hotel, I think we left at exactly the right time.

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Kyle Rose (---.krose.org)
Date: March 28, 2005 10:53PM

[Q]JDeafv Wrote:

The RedLine night ended when somebody in the party was asked to leave after ing in the restroom. A few broken glasses on top of that (how did that happen?) and the night was over pretty darn quick. [/q]
Man, you guys are animals.

I'm really sorry I missed it. :)

Cheers,
Kyle
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: nyiballs (---.jan.bellsouth.net)
Date: March 28, 2005 11:24PM

[Q]Facetimer Wrote:
Suggested Replacement of Mike Schafer '86: Ben Hysell '02
[/q]

I will thoroughly and whole heartidly support this!
 
Re: Facetimer Awards - Douchebag
Posted by: DKmathteacher (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: March 29, 2005 12:19AM

Can I nominate Kevin Du for the Du-che Bag award? :-D

If non-Cornellians don't count, then I also gladly nominate about half of Section G people. I'm a grad student myself (but still feel like a Cornell undergrad at heart), and almost every freakin' game this season, I felt so ashamed with the fact that a lot of the section G people were NOT AT ALL Lynah Faithfuls.

Cheers.
 
Re: Facetimer Awards - Douchebag
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 12:54AM

[Q]DKmathteacher Wrote:

If non-Cornellians don't count, then I also gladly nominate about half of Section G people. I'm a grad student myself (but still feel like a Cornell undergrad at heart), and almost every freakin' game this season, I felt so ashamed with the fact that a lot of the section G people were NOT AT ALL Lynah Faithfuls. [/q]

I don't understand. How were they not at all members of the Faithful? Were there frequently a lot of visiting fans there and somehow I missed this (I was in section E all season, so I had a pretty good view of G)?

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: A-19 (---.echryh01.nj.comcast.net)
Date: March 29, 2005 01:02AM

[Q]Facetimer Wrote:

In honor of Greg Berge '85 and TBRW? Awards, we have come up with some awards of our own......

Adds Most to Lynah Experience: Cowbell Guy
Best Narc: Earl the Narc [/Q]
I renominate em.

[Q] Best Cheer: [/Q]
Go Jamie Go

[Q] Worst Cheer (a.k.a. Greg Berge's favorite cheer award): [/Q]
M-I-N.......

[Q] Biggest Overall Douchebag: [/Q]
Kevin Du

[Q] Best Townie: [/Q]
Ben Rockey Harris '04

[Q] Traveled Furthest to Cornell Game: [/Q]
Anyone driving with us to Minnesota?

[Q] Overall Good Guy: [/Q]
The Loud Guy with the Hair

[Q] Worst ECAC Coach: [/Q]
Clarkson's former Mark Morris

[Q] Biggest Overall Douchebag for a Non-Poster: [/q]
ECAC staff who took away Albany banner; Minnesota rink security; Harvard band

New Award Suggestions:
Best Sign Ever: Heimlich sign; Hot tub sign; "We Had Sex in High School...You Had Your Hand in High School" @ Harvard; Large apostrophe @ Brown, Lynah Middle East banner @ Albany
Worst Fans Ever: Little kids at Brown; Harvard student body; Minny sore winners
Best CU Athletics employee: Gene Nighman '81


 
Re: Facetimer Awards - Douchebag
Posted by: DKmathteacher (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: March 29, 2005 01:03AM

Besides my buddy next to me, I found myself standing next to (or near) different people at a lot of the games. Also, by the time the puck dropped, the section was often only about 25% full.
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: jtwcornell91 (---.no.no.cox.net)
Date: March 29, 2005 06:55AM

[Q]A-19 Wrote:
Traveled Furthest to Cornell Game: [/Q]
Anyone driving with us to Minnesota?
[/q]

Actually, New York->Estero is about 200 miles farther than Ithaca->Minneapolis, so I think Josh, Judy, and I win that one. Also, the miles with Hermo learning to drive stick should count double. nut


 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Liz '05 (---.twcny.res.rr.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 12:33PM

On the other hand, many of us were returning to Ithaca from spring break - for me at least, the trip should include a Boston -> CT -> Ithaca component on one end. That's about 400 miles right there...
I just want an award :-)
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 12:55PM

[Q]Liz '05 Wrote:

I just want an award
[/q]

Stupidest name? Stupidest nickname? Poster least likely to get laid? :-P

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: jeh25 (---.epsy.uconn.edu)
Date: March 29, 2005 02:06PM

[Q]JDeafv Wrote:

somebody in the party was asked to leave after yarking in the restroom.[/q]

Better than 2 years ago when someone was asked to leave a certain bar when a bouncer caught her attempting to her man in a stall.



 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 02:46PM

[Q]jeh25 Wrote:

Better than 2 years ago when someone was asked to leave a certain bar when a bouncer caught her attempting to her man in a stall.[/q]

But was it any of our people involved? And if so, who was it? :-D

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: KeithK (---.external.lmco.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 02:58PM

Inquiring minds want to know.

(I also want to know who spends his time making emoticons like that.... though I really shouldn't ask)
 
Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: jeh25 (---.epsy.uconn.edu)
Date: March 29, 2005 03:59PM

[Q]Will Wrote:
But was it any of our people involved?[/q]

Indeed, on both counts. banana

[q] And if so, who was it?[/q]

Not tellin' whistle






 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: jtwcornell91 (---.loyno.edu)
Date: March 29, 2005 06:08PM

[Q]Liz '05 Wrote:

On the other hand, many of us were returning to Ithaca from spring break - for me at least, the trip should include a Boston -> CT -> Ithaca component on one end. That's about 400 miles right there...
I just want an award
[/q]

Well, Judy went DC->Providence->NYC->Estero->NYC, and I was on my way back from Switzerland, so...



 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: Liz '05 (---.twcny.res.rr.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 06:18PM

damn...you win.
:-D
 
Re: Facetimer Awards - Douchebag
Posted by: atb9 (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: March 29, 2005 06:21PM

[Q]DKmathteacher Wrote:

Besides my buddy next to me, I found myself standing next to (or near) different people at a lot of the games. Also, by the time the puck dropped, the section was often only about 25% full. [/q]

I always thought the top of G was player comp tickets...

 
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Re: Facetimer Awards
Posted by: judy (---.dc.dc.cox.net)
Date: March 29, 2005 06:47PM

[Q]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

Liz '05 Wrote:

On the other hand, many of us were returning to Ithaca from spring break - for me at least, the trip should include a Boston -> CT -> Ithaca component on one end. That's about 400 miles right there...
I just want an award
[/Q]
Well, Judy went DC->Providence->NYC->Estero->NYC, and I was on my way back from Switzerland, so...[/q]

and if you really want to get technical, I had a stop in philly between PVD and NYC.
and you went from NYC up to Boston and then back down to New Orleans.

and the result of all this is showing up for my first day of work being sick and delirious...but at least I planted a seed in the minds of my new bosses that they had a crazed and willing to travel hockey fan on their hands crazy
 

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