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March 17, 2003


The Top 8 Ways to Tell You're Dating an NHL Player


8> When grilling, he occasionally wrists a hamburger onto the
picnic table with a spatula.

7> All the pets in his household are missing their front teeth.

6> He shakes with rage whenever he sees Brian Boitano on TV.

5> His bed's headboard has a red light and a Gatorade bottle.

4> He likes you to serve biscuits by dropping them three feet
onto his plate.

3> He has more teeth than you do. (Alabama only.)

2> He keeps track of his "assists" on your "goals," if you know
what I mean.


and the Number 1 Way to Tell You're Dating an NHL Player...


1> He never seems to get your blouse all the way off; he just
pulls it over your head so you can't see.



[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 1, 2
Wayne Kierstead, Clackamas, OR -- 1
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1, 3
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Scott E. Gluck, Porter Ranch, CA -- 5, 7
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 8
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