Call for poll ideas

I'm making a formal request for poll suggestions. Obviously they should pertain to Cornell Hockey. Please send them via PM,

BUT WAIT...

I have rules. If you don't follow any of the rules, your suggestion will not be used and I'll become irate. Well, more irate.

1. These should be opinion polls, not Magic 8-balls. Don't ask anything about predicting the future, such as, "Where will Cornell finish..." or "How many goals will Bob score...".

2. There should be 2-4 clear choices. (This can be a bit flexible for a really good question, but no "Who is your favorite player?! Yay!" please)

3. Questions don't necessarily need to be opinions, if they're of a particularly interesting subject matter. "Are you going to Red Hot Hockey II?" is an acceptable question, just not a very interesting one.

Have at it. Thanks in advance!

As an aside, if you really want to know something that falls outside these rules, feel free to make a topic with the new poll feature. I just don't want them in the official poll at the top of the page.

Damn, I thought that said "Cash for poll ideas".

CowbellGuy
"How many goals will Bob score...".

I'll take that one!! It is zero... We have no Bobs on the team!!

Sorry, just had to do that..........

Do existential hockey questions count?

What is hockey, really?

• a sport played on ice with a puck and skates
• an exploration of mankind's physical and pyschological boundaries
• a manifestation of our illusion of reality
• who said it really is?
• Harvard sucks

Age, how about a metapoll of what should be the next poll question? Actually, failing that, I really like ftyuv's idea.

ftyuv
Do existential hockey questions count?

What is hockey, really?

• a sport played on ice with a puck and skates
• an exploration of mankind's physical and pyschological boundaries
• a manifestation of our illusion of reality
• who said it really is?
  
• Harvard sucks

I think we should include "Harvard sucks" as one of the possible answers in every poll.

It kind of destroys the point of a poll when everyone votes for the same thing, though.

Who will play more career NHL games, Riley Nash or Colin Greening?

Will we beat Yale this year ?

Who would win in a fight between a hurricane and coach Schafer?

A. Coach Schafer
B. Trick question! The hurricane is Hurricane Schafer.
C. Harvard Sucks


or you could boost female readership by going Tiger Beat on us:

What would you rather do?
A. Watch Harry Potter with Colin Greening
B. Eat Sunday brunch with Riley Nash
C. Go couch shopping with Ben Scrivens
D. Harvard sucks

BMac
or you could boost female readership by going Tiger Beat on us:

What would you rather do?

D. Harvard sucks

Be careful where you go with this. And yes there is an emoticon for this, well at least in the ballpark, but I'd rather not use it.

What level is your seat for the BU game?:

a.) 100
b.) 200
c.) 300
d.) 400


What would be your ideal center ice graphic at Lynah?

a.) huggy bear
b.) bear leaning on a C with a cocked eyebrow
c.) a "C," a "CU," or some variant
d.) (for the uber-purists) nothing

imafrshmn
What would be your ideal center ice graphic at Lynah?

a.) huggy bear
b.) bear leaning on a C with a cocked eyebrow
c.) a "C," a "CU," or some variant
d.) (for the uber-purists) nothing

e.) Harvard Sucks

Jim Hyla

BMac
or you could boost female readership by going Tiger Beat on us:

What would you rather do?

D. Harvard sucks

Be careful where you go with this. And yes there is an emoticon for this, well at least in the ballpark, but I'd rather not use it.

I believe another option in the poll that Jim is talking about would be "Screw BU."

a simple 'Who is Cornell's toughest opponent this year'

Did Age really expect eLynah users to abide by his request to send poll suggestions via PM instead of just posting them in the thread?

A) Yes
B) No
C) Harvard Sucks

Of the following, which is your favorite poll?

a.

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c.

d.

e.

f.

You forgot the Harvard flag on a pole with a big red X through it.

munchkin
You forgot the Harvard flag on a pole with a big red X through it.

Thanks, fixed.

I'm thinking those are Estonians.

Dpperk29
a simple 'Who is Cornell's toughest opponent this year'

a. Themselves
b. Lack of grission
c. Western bias
d. Pizza Hut

I love how we are able to say "Harvard Sucks" in pictures.

To win it all, Cornell needs:
a) Heroes
b) Grinders
c) Subs
d) Roll Players


Who's going to kill you?
a) Schafer
b) Mugford
c) Bâby
d) Red

Should football Coach Knowles be fired?
A Yes
B No
C Who cares