ECAC Quarterfinals at Colgate

jtwcornell91
+1 to the Colgate PBP guy for using the word "Cantab".

"For to be a Cantabridgian

They'll have to learn...

to..."

Slap Shot and Lil John.

Dude has range.

"[Colgate needs] to channel Lil Jon - shots shots shots shots shots shots shots."

kill schafer kill

Why????!!!!

Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

We're overthinking it

imafrshmn

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

We're overthinking it

Too bad this isn’t at Lynah and we don’t get to hear stereax’s transcription of Schafer laying into Psenicka on the bench for that.

No.

Just no.

Srsly.

Be better.

Trotsky
No.

LOL

sah67

imafrshmn

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

We're overthinking it

Too bad this isn’t at Lynah and we don’t get to hear stereax’s transcription of Schafer laying into Psenicka on the bench for that.

I wish I had that for y'all :')

stereax

sah67

imafrshmn

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

We're overthinking it

Too bad this isn’t at Lynah and we don’t get to hear stereax’s transcription of Schafer laying into Psenicka on the bench for that.

I wish I had that for y'all :')

I’m going to guess it was “shoot the fucking puck.”

Did we know that Kempf and Bâby are cousins?

This guy is genuinely Dad funny.

Gate is pretty much the only team who could hang with us on faceoffs this year.

Trotsky
This guy is genuinely Dad funny.

He's like a rural meteorologist who moonlights as a pub trivia host and wears shades when he eats at Hooter's

imafrshmn

Trotsky
This guy is genuinely Dad funny.

He's like a rural meteorologist who moonlights as a pub trivia host

TBH that is funnier than half of working comics.

Frus-trate-d

Anne writes that it sucks teams can commit penalties against us without consequences.

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

if he does that again I'm calling ICE

ugarte

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

if he does that again I'm calling ICE

Me too.

No goals to show for it but good 2nd period as far as puck possession and defense are concerned

4 shot attempts all period for Gate. That's the Schafer Way.

Trotsky
Anne writes that it sucks teams can commit penalties against us without consequences.

Anne is very wise.

sah67

stereax

sah67

imafrshmn

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

We're overthinking it

Too bad this isn’t at Lynah and we don’t get to hear stereax’s transcription of Schafer laying into Psenicka on the bench for that.

I wish I had that for y'all :')

I’m going to guess it was “shoot the fucking puck.”

I will guess the same.

Snowball

ugarte

sah67
Oy Psenicka! What are you doing there?!

if he does that again I'm calling ICE

Me too.

>

Trotsky
No.

Just no.

Srsly.

Be better.

The Sack of Troy came immediately to mind, but wasn't that actually a quintafinal? (In pub trivia mode, not bothering to check when the PiG happened.)

Trotsky

imafrshmn

Trotsky
This guy is genuinely Dad funny.

He's like a rural meteorologist who moonlights as a pub trivia host

TBH that is funnier than half of working comics.

He's also got the deadpan humor of slipping "Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament" into the list of venues where Cornell and Colgate have met.

sah67
Did we know that Kempf and Bâby are cousins?

Who's wearing the Bâby jersey at the game? You got mentioned on ESPN.

jtwcornell91

sah67
Did we know that Kempf and Bâby are cousins?

Who's wearing the Bâby jersey at the game? You got mentioned on ESPN.

Is that Age?

Catalano looking no bueno.

pp #3

jtwcornell91

Trotsky

imafrshmn

Trotsky
This guy is genuinely Dad funny.

He's like a rural meteorologist who moonlights as a pub trivia host

TBH that is funnier than half of working comics.

He's also got the deadpan humor of slipping "Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament" into the list of venues where Cornell and Colgate have met.

By far the most nerdily entertaining ECAC commentator. Gives kudos to the Cornell Daily Sun game preview article author by name!

"a chance to get a two goal lead"

He doesn't understand just how bad our pp is.

Boy do we dick around.

I think the guys hang around the wrestlers and think we can that riding time bonus.

Holy shit did we not earn that. But I will take it.

Charlie Major!!!

Sure we get the insurance goal and follow it up with a penalty

Snowball
Charlie Major!!!

What I always picture.

Snowball
Charlie Major!!!

he's been banging his stick for that pass all day

Dalton making friends.

fastforward
Sure we get the insurance goal and follow it up with a penalty

Tradition!

6x3.

Had never seen that in my life and then it happens twice this season.

Cornell returns to full strength.

Trotsky

fastforward
Sure we get the insurance goal and follow it up with a penalty

Tradition!

fiddlerontheroof.jpg

We need a new tradition!

Sis and I are standing up and clapping!!

ugarte

Snowball
Charlie Major!!!

he's been banging his stick for that pass all day

LMAO

Trotsky
Dalton making friends.

Haven't put on the game for luck purposes. This means getting into a scrum, doesn't it?

stereax

Trotsky
Dalton making friends.

Haven't put on the game for luck purposes. This means getting into a scrum, doesn't it?

Expressing his big personality.

Trotsky

stereax

Trotsky
Dalton making friends.

Haven't put on the game for luck purposes. This means getting into a scrum, doesn't it?

Expressing his big personality.

Yapping at the refs until he gets an abuse of officials?

Wow, that was a kill.

stereax

Trotsky

stereax

Trotsky
Dalton making friends.

Haven't put on the game for luck purposes. This means getting into a scrum, doesn't it?

Expressing his big personality.

Yapping at the refs until he gets an abuse of officials?

No. Sharing physical contact with some new buddies. Giving and taking.

Stanley with the blocks!

Trotsky

stereax

Trotsky

stereax

Trotsky
Dalton making friends.

Haven't put on the game for luck purposes. This means getting into a scrum, doesn't it?

Expressing his big personality.

Yapping at the refs until he gets an abuse of officials?

No. Sharing physical contact with some new buddies. Giving and taking.

Getting into a scrum, then.

Snowball
Stanley with the blocks!

Stanley raisin money for charity out here god bless

Shake it off is a great video. Fight me.

Adam done fucked up.

Announcing that's more interesting than an AI generated bot on YouTube but with the same cadence.

And what would life be without a kill and an empty net to close it?

Bancroft can ice it now.

LOL. That should be a penalty shot.

Oh. Wow.

Never seen that before.

Trotsky
LOL. That should be a penalty shot.

I'll take the ENG.

Give My Regards
Never seen that before.

Woody Hayes play without the punch.

Cornell is back.

Love that he can’t stop doing play-by-play, even when it’s the coaches greeting each other or the handshake line.

What a day to be a Cornell sports fan! Lacrosse, basketball, women's hockey, men's hockey!

sah67
Love that he can’t stop doing play-by-play, even when it’s the coaches greeting each other or the handshake line.

Paid by the word

"Never lose again."

The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What a Saturday! MLax, MBB, WIH and MIH! LGR!

Cornell hockey did not give a goal in 120 minutes today.

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

"won in a shootout by none other than Jared Semioff” was an unexpected reference

Colgate yet to win a playoff game under Harder. Two consecutive opponent sweeps at home

I still think Harder was a great choice. He’s going to be a thorn for us, just like J.F.

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Trotsky
Cornell hockey did not give a goal in 120 minutes today.

Double shutty goodness <3

I hope the Cornell fans serenaded Schafer with a round of "Coach another weekend!"

Shane shutouts by season:

Fr 3  27.7 (saves per game)
So 5  20.6
Jr 3  14.7
Sr 3  18.3

colgate with 1 shutout in like 80+ games shows how much they should be appreciated

upprdeck
colgate with 1 shutout in like 80+ games shows how much they should be appreciated

100 games without a shutout, the announcer said.

Root for Harvard against Clarkson to avoid Q?

stereax

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

Noted offensive talent David Adler won it on an fluky deflected floater in the second overtime. I kind of felt bad for the Providence kid, because he had left it all on the ice.

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

Noted offensive talent David Adler won it on an fluky deflected floater in the second overtime. I kind of felt bad for the Providence kid, because he had left it all on the ice.

What the fuck... the SHIT, eh?

Trotsky
Adam Woodon, sleeper agent.

I don't know what this means - but just spell the name right.

stereax

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

Noted offensive talent David Adler won it on an fluky deflected floater in the second overtime. I kind of felt bad for the Providence kid, because he had left it all on the ice.

What the fuck... the SHIT, eh?

Just checked the box on Trotsky's site. This all happened, but it was the third overtime. The Colgate play-by-play guy would've gotten that right the first time.

jtwcornell91

Snowball
That was so dumb of Colgate to shove Psenicka right in front of the referee.

I might have taught my seven-year-old the "Bite me, Harder" cheer when he started jawing about that.

There was 100% an 'F' at the beginning of the first word of this. Harder - great player, great guy - but still the funniest expletive-included chant I ever heard.

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

Noted offensive talent David Adler won it on an fluky deflected floater in the second overtime. I kind of felt bad for the Providence kid, because he had left it all on the ice.

What the fuck... the SHIT, eh?

Just checked the box on Trotsky's site. This all happened, but it was the third overtime. The Colgate play-by-play guy would've gotten that right the first time.

"Trotsky's site" haha. No, this is a wild story actually. college hockey, man.

Scersk '97
Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

I remember listening to this game on the radio, and the reason I remember it was that shortly after this happened, the Cornell announcer (I don't remember who it was, although this sounds like something Grady would have come up with) said, "So what's Cornell's strategy now, go to the net?"

Tremendous game!!

But wait: now I have to root for Harvard so we can get revenge on Dartmouth?

We’ve been playing some real Schafer ball over the past few games and I love to see it. I personally don’t care who we get to start off next week because it’s gonna be someone that we haven’t beaten yet this year and we’ll probably get the other one in the finals anyway. Just keep winning, I like our odds any time we get to placid.

chimpfood
We’ve been playing some real Schafer ball over the past few games and I love to see it. I personally don’t care who we get to start off next week because it’s gonna be someone that we haven’t beaten yet this year and we’ll probably get the other one in the finals anyway. Just keep winning, I like our odds any time we get to placid.

+1

chimpfood
We’ve been playing some real Schafer ball over the past few games and I love to see it. I personally don’t care who we get to start off next week because it’s gonna be someone that we haven’t beaten yet this year and we’ll probably get the other one in the finals anyway. Just keep winning, I like our odds any time we get to placid.

This is The Way.

adamw

jtwcornell91

Snowball
That was so dumb of Colgate to shove Psenicka right in front of the referee.

I might have taught my seven-year-old the "Bite me, Harder" cheer when he started jawing about that.

There was 100% an 'F' at the beginning of the first word of this. Harder - great player, great guy - but still the funniest expletive-included chant I ever heard.

Come on, she's seven. I have to censor myself a little!

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

Noted offensive talent David Adler won it on an fluky deflected floater in the second overtime. I kind of felt bad for the Providence kid, because he had left it all on the ice.

[amurgsval.org]

Scersk '97
We got a picture; someone has it somewhere.

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97

stereax

Scersk '97
The nod to the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament is such a wonderful insider joke. Awful, awful tournament. But how else would I have seen Gallagher scraping up puke?

I declare him “one of us,” by which I mean ECAC lovers of “remember that obscure player or moment” conversations.

What the fuck? Please explain...

Once upon a time, there was an awful hockey tournament held at the War Memorial in Syracuse called the Syracuse Invitational Tournament. Close, but awful. ECAC insiders called it the Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament. The kind of place where their PA system fails, so the Cornell fans have to lead others in singing the national anthems a cappella.

We were up watching us play Providence one year, and in, I think, the beginning of the first overtime, the Providence goalie just pulled up his helmet and yakked all over the place. A hated ECAC ref of the day, Gallagher, had to scrape it up so the game could go on. We got a picture; someone has it somewhere. I think the goalie stayed in!

Noted offensive talent David Adler won it on an fluky deflected floater in the second overtime. I kind of felt bad for the Providence kid, because he had left it all on the ice.

What the fuck... the SHIT, eh?

Just checked the box on Trotsky's site. This all happened, but it was the third overtime. The Colgate play-by-play guy would've gotten that right the first time.

In typical Syracuse Hockey Invitational Tournament organization, they played one five-minute OT (this was back when all OT was 5x5), then resurfaced the ice and started playing 20-minute OTs. According to my notes, the puking was during the first, short OT, and the goalie played for the rest of that period entire 20-minute second OT, and then the third until we scored. And he also played the consolation game the next day. I feel sorry for the backup.