Ticket Line

[HockeyChick04]

Nobody  was at the 9th green.  What's the deal?  I just threw my clubs into the water and I'm out of here.  Screw you, nighman, you are a sieve.  

HockeyChick04

[Jerseygirl]

Or if you're smart you work for Sports Information as the phone chick who has to call the other arenas and get out of town scores.  

Cons: You're not supposed to cheer (but you can a little, in the form of a clenched fist and a bounce in your seat).  This was hard in 2003 as the team won all their home games, often scoring sweetass goals.  Other arenas, like Lynah East, where the Sucks phone chick simply cannot fathom how a normal voice on the phone cannot be heard over a band and thousands of cheering fans.  You have to run up and down the steps in high heels.  Perilous if you drop your scrap of paper with the out of town scores.

Pros: Free admission to every game, in fact, getting paid to be there.  A sweet seat.  Free programs.  Bird's eye view of my favorite alumna, Janet Reno. Gossiping with the Sunnies between periods. Making googly eyes at the healthy scratches who make their way into press row.  Handing scores to Wodon. (Holy crap calm down.  Those last two were jokes.).

I know it's not for everyone, and the above was basically just an excuse to reminisce about the best year in the history of the world, May 2002-May 2003.  I'm as big a hockey fan as anyone, but my idea of camping is a hotel without room service and waiting gives me hives (not really).  If Gene sticks by his word, which I think he will (like I know anything), I think this system is the best I've seen at Cornell, despite the dastardly alleged leaks by the Sun/ROTC (animals!).  Thank goodness I don't have to deal with it.  Too bad it took until my senior year to figure out how not to.  In any event, enjoy the games this year, Faithful.  

[strixvaria]

Line numbers tomorrow morning in the Statler Auditorium beginning at 10:10.

[A-19]

yeah, professor maas is handing them out himself

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

Hey Strix varia.  Why Barred Owl?

[ninian '72]

This is why they will never expand Lynah.  **]  What would the Cornell experience be like if there were enough tickets to go around and if the Athletic Department wasn't able to get you kids to play Where's Waldo for a week?  

[jeh25]

[Q]Jerseygirl Wrote:
  You have to run up and down the steps in high heels.  Perilous if you drop your scrap of paper with the out of town scores.
  [/q]

In a miniskirt no less...

[Jerseygirl]

Me?  Never.  

[Ben Rocky '04]

You Harvard (sucks) kids have a great sense of humor

[strixvaria]

Personal favorite.  I've done some rehab work with them.

[karan kumar]

tonight. 10 pm. mews hall 268A. it's goin down

[Chris Scolere]

it's happening tonight ..... 10:45 ..... 303C Court Hall!!!

[Zachary Eric Herlands]

Im a douchebag

[Jacob '06]

Worked out pretty well. I got 258 and i'm happy. They announced it a little early but I think it was about as good as they could do.

[RabidSewerRat]

After our group was about 45-55 in the preline Monday night, we ended up with groups of 2 or 3 numbers between 150 and 670 tonight. In fact, we have 100s, 200s, 400s, 500s, 600s... We were perfectly organized last night. And Monday night. But 9:00 was earlier than we were ready for and of course I suppose that was the idea, to catch everyone off guard.  But hey, we'll have seats.