http://gayhitchhiker.com

[Jeff Hopkins \'82]

Must be a good relationship then...

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/

JH

[Ben Rocky \'04]

Why are we still responding to this?  
Ignore facetimer & let eLF return to discussing cornell hockey!
No polls, no dumbest user name contests, no 'kiss my ass facetimer', no 'facetimer is so lame', nada, nothing.  Don't repond to their posts, think about them or even read them.

She/He/It is like a child, let them wilt & die for lack of attention and responses from us.

[Facetimer]

I meant the BAND the Eagles you stupid factimer. How is that not clear? I'm sure HOTELCALIFORNIA is in refernce to Austrailian Rules Football you overanalytical facetimer. Grow up.

[Facetimer]

You are so smart. I wish I could be like you, bet then I'd be a facetimer, so I take that back. Anyway I appreciate the wisdom you expressed in your post.

[HOTELCALIFORNIA]

Ayyo Facetimer I've probably already seen more Cornell hockey games then you ever will in your life. So now who doesn't know hockey? You don't even come on here to discuss the sport, you just come to get some extra attention. Get a freaking girlfriend and find something worth while to do with your time.

[dOwns]

Exactly, the only reason *she*;-)  says outrageous things is because *she* knows that *she* will get us pissed, or maybe even get a laugh. Yeah, you're real funny.. okay.. no one cares, we're done.

[Class of 02 Maryland Commuter]

I applaude Cowbell Guy.  I've been getting tickets in the student section for 2 years straight since graduation.  And they're in section B.  And I commute from Maryland for the games.  Yes, I make a 5 hour drive on game Fridays to see hockey.  And a 5 hour drive back on Sundays so I can go to work Monday morning.  Call it pathetic but I say it's dedication.

[Facetimer]

Ayyo you are such a loser. You must know so much more about hockey than me. I know nothing. I bet your hideous. Think about it what kind of girl spends all her time on the eLynah forum? My god, I'm sure there are some real dorky engineers on this campus who'll do anyone. Give one of them a call, and tell them all you know about hockey. I'm sure they'll be fascinated. You giant facetimer. And why would you assume I need a girlfriend? After all isn't it common for girls to post here? Wouldn't I be more likely to be a female? Right? Facetimer.


........Such a lovely place.

WHEN THE BAND WAS AROUND YOU WEREN'T BORN! GIVE IT UP!

[jtwcornell91]

Facetimer wrote:
And why would you assume I need a girlfriend? After all isn't it common for girls to post here? Wouldn't I be more likely to be a female?

How do we know you're not a lesbian?  At any rate, I hope you're less obnoxious in person than you've been here, or I can't imagine anyone of either gender wanting to go out with you.

[Jeff Hopkins \'82]

Hmmm.  Add no sense of humor to the list of character traits.  :-P

JH

[jerseygirl]

no, facetimer's right.  no women who read the forum ever get laid.  ever.  ever.  right age?  hayes?   ok, back to lurking....

[pavlov]

John T. Whelan '91 wrote:

Facetimer wrote:
And why would you assume I need a girlfriend? After all isn't it common for girls to post here? Wouldn't I be more likely to be a female?

How do we know you're not a lesbian?  At any rate, I hope you're less obnoxious in person than you've been here, or I can't imagine anyone of either gender wanting to go out with you.

Actually I was thinking along the same lines.  I think that Facetimer is likely a transsexual lesbian.  For those who don't watch as much Jerry Springer as this abnormal psychology professor, a transsexual lesbian is a woman trapped in a man's body who yearns other women.

And a word of advice, Facetimer, the women that you are trying to impress here on the forum are beyond your reach because:

A)  They are too good looking for you.
ii)  They aren't interested in a castrated butch like yourself.

[KenP]

[q]Actually I was thinking along the same lines. I think that Facetimer is likely a transsexual lesbian. For those who don't watch as much Jerry Springer as this abnormal psychology professor, a transsexual lesbian is a woman trapped in a man's body who yearns other women.[/q]

I actually worked with someone matching this description.  What made life even more interesting was that when he became she, his wife came out and became a lesbian, and they stayed married.  (fact)

Don't think Facetime is the friend I'm referring to, though.  She hates sports and has a much dryer sense of humor (and better things to do).



Post Edited (12-21-03 08:14)

[HOTELCALIFORNIA]

Wow I don't even spend half as much time thinking of what to post as you do ...you need something to do, hun.

And what do you know about me? Nothing. Because I DID listen to the Eagles when they were around. You're the one who's, what, 15? Awwww.

[Erica]

wow I just assumed you were a hotelie from California. The thought of the song never crossed my mind.