Caption Contest #5

[LynahFaithfulS]

[Q] finally saw some ice [/Q]

the saw was key. now that i have beaten it to death...i do think its funny  ::nut::

[JR Smith]

OUCH- Note to Self: Wear a Cup Next Time!!

[Section A]

"No! Stop lifting my legs! I do NOT want to go out there! I said, STOP IT!"

OR

(from a teammate) "Idiot. They're not telling YOU to bend over!"

OR

"Look, if I bend over, I'm still taller than Mike Betz"  :-)

[marty]

Why the F did the band tell me to do this?

[Rick \'71]

"Man!  The penalty box guy finally threw a piece of candy over here and I just can't reach it!"

[Adam]

"Coach, he's been like that for 3 years.  I think it's FINALLY time we put him down."

[Beeeej]

"Oh, man... just wait 'til I get ahold of that guy who recommended the Canton Pizza Hut for dinner."

Beeeej

[KenP]

It's the latest improvement on the "remote control goalie".  I call it "marionette goalie".

[Jeff Hopkins \'82]

Goalie...Sieve...Puppet!!!  Goalie...Sieve...Puppet!!!

[dss28]

"Red Rover, Red Rover, send-- OOF!"

[Steve \'03]

"ok ok, joke's over. . . someone take the stick out"

[Ack]

That one takes cake...because SOMEONE must stickless...stickless...stickless......

[Tom Hamill \'85]

Caruso is left looking everywhere for Moulson's blistering slap shot.

[atb9]

I hope Betz enjoyed his high quality H2O..too bad momma won't let me play foosball

[angry \"A\"]

"I shouldn't have let the trainer talk me into a taffy spine replacement."