2026 Olympics

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Penalty killed, back to 5 on 5. Man Jack Hughes looks good out there. MAN I hate Sheldon Keefe.

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By the way Thomas Harley is a fucking bitch how are you born in fucking SYRACUSE NEW YORK and play for team Canada???

Anyway, 1-0 USA, heading into the first intermission.

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"what's your favorite pokemon?" cryogonal. "what?" did I stutter?

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Macarena, slowed, set to Gulf War footage. For all your Macarena, slowed, set to Gulf War footage needs. Intermission jams go hard.

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Nice pass, Toews. You bum.

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Canada looking scary right now.

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Canada looking scary right now.

Crosby gave them a dressing down from his crutches.

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God, Johnny Gaudreau.

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And another Miracle on ice "blather".

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And another Miracle on ice "blather".

Counter up to 2. Possibly 3 because I think they talked about it during intermission too, I just tuned that out.

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Canada looking scary right now.

Crosby gave them a dressing down from his crutches.

Cindy the whiner?  Not likely.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

And another Miracle on ice "blather".

Counter up to 2. Possibly 3 because I think they talked about it during intermission too, I just tuned that out.

They did.  They had Eruzione on.

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Despite all of Canada's skaters, Binnington looks shaky.

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Holy shit what a Hellebuyck stop!

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Canada looking scary right now.

Crosby gave them a dressing down from his crutches.

Cindy the whiner?  Not likely.

No exactly, he was just whinging at them all intermission and they decided they didn't want to hear that shit.