Pre-Frosh Back Again

[Big Ben \'03]

[Q] I know the person who said this reads this board, but it can lead to classics like:
Hey Dov, your mom called...
Hey Dov, your sister called...
Hey Dov, all 6 of your jerk fans called...[/Q]

Woohoo! I get to take credit for that one again. It was in response to all six jerks coming over and starting fights with the Faithful at Lake Placid last year.

My friend came up with the street-corner one, and I made the mistake of yelling it once at Lynah and once at Placid where everybody who heard it the first time heard it again and didn't like it.  

Too bad I won't be around to make up more of them...

[crodger1]

I heard through the grapevine (i.e. not in person) that at one game this year someone yelled:

"Hey ___, your mom called. She said 'you suck.'  (pause)  And that's it.  Nobody else called.  Nobody likes you."

Or something to that effect.  I wish I could have heard it in person.

[Jordan 04]

[q]Also "you lose" instead of "you goon." Although the point could be made that that is just as appropriate.[/q]

Which, unfortunately, simply became to sound like "You Goots" by the 2nd half of the season :-(

[jtwcornell91]

The meanest one of those was at SLU (in the pre-ham-sandwich days): "Hey Eric, your mom called.  She said 'I HAVE NO SON!'"



Post Edited (04-18-03 18:13)

[Greg Berge]

> in the pre-ham-sandwich days

Mama Cass reference?



Post Edited (04-18-03 20:46)

[jtwcornell91]

Greg wrote:

> in the pre-ham-sandwich days

Mama Cass reference?

Now, now, that's just a myth!  ("Yeth?")

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mamacass.htm

[Will]

crodge2k wrote:

I heard through the grapevine (i.e. not in person) that at one game this year someone yelled:

"Hey ___, your mom called. She said 'you suck.' (pause) And that's it. Nobody else called. Nobody likes you."

Or something to that effect. I wish I could have heard it in person.

I was there for that.  That was classic.

[Adam L \'04]

crodge2k wrote:

I heard through the grapevine (i.e. not in person) that at one game this year someone yelled:

"Hey ___, your mom called. She said 'you suck.' (pause) And that's it. Nobody else called. Nobody likes you."

Or something to that effect. I wish I could have heard it in person.

That was at the Brown game, it was the guy who wears the Jason mask in section E, who was great all year.  That was one of the best things I've heard at Lynah in my three years there.

[gtsully]

[Q] Big Ben '03 wrote:

I get to take credit for that one again. It was in response to all six jerks coming over and starting fights with the Faithful at Lake Placid last year.
[/Q]

Um, yeah, I probably should get my share of the blame for those "six jerks" ending up in the Cornell section.  Myself and three of my friends decided it was a good idea to go over to the Harvard section at some point during the finals and give it to their (lack of) fans, and I'm pretty sure they made the return trip as a direct retaliation.  Sorry about that - it seemed like a good idea at the time, after a few trips to the beer garden...

Funny story, though.  After we yelled down at them from the balcony for a few minutes, they came up and confronted us, and one of them, I swear to god, started yelling at us over and over "HAAAAARRRR-varrrd!"  to which we, obviously, shot back "SUCKS!" each time.  And this kid, clearly a Harvard, um, "honors" student, kept doing it, even as his friends tried to shut him up.  I know that doesn't translate well in print, but trust me, it was hilarious taking part in a "Harvard... sucks!" chant that was started by one of the few Harvard fans on this planet.

As for the "Your mom... your sister... miscellaneous humorous third person called" chant, I can see the inherent comedy, I'm just a little slow to conform.  Only being able to see seven games at Lynah over the past three years, I guess it just hasn't grown on me yet.  But I'll give it some more time...  ::nut::

[Chris]

There was a hammerhead shark thrown, I was the one who threw it!:-D  It was in the 99-00 season. It was just under 5 feet long, but skinny enough that it was able to be wrapped around my friends waste a couple times pretty easily.  And it only cost $5 at wegmans, they have everything there.  Though it didn't knock anyone over, not sure where that little extension to the story came from unless theres another hammerhead I don't know of...

[Tao Tan \'07]

[q]but skinny enough that it was able to be wrapped around my friends waste a couple times pretty easily.[/q]

You wrapped a shark around your friend's waist?

Thin shark.. Whew.