[OT LAX] Cornell lacrosse vs. Princeton

Started by Hillel Hoffmann, April 22, 2005, 12:05:30 PM

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billhoward

>>> the photic zone

Hillel, are you hoping Williams Safire and F. Buckley stop by the site? What amazing and thought-provoking phraseology. Not to be confused with JM's bracketology.

billhoward

[Q]Jerseygirl Wrote: It's totally the legs. If pitchers bulk up their arms, they lose mobility. Same with power hitters. That's why good baseball players always have such big asses and thighs. Ironically the conclusive evidence to this personal long-held suspicion (directly proportional relationship between ass size and hitting power) didn't come from long hours up in the Bronx staring at Jeter's booty, but from my time working with a Cornell baseball player who was always complaining that his ass was too small to be a good player. Indeed, as his ass size increased, so did his playing time.[/q]You're thinking Shaq would be the next .400 hitter? His butt should have those red triangular flags on either side.

Al DeFlorio

[Q]billhoward Wrote:
You're thinking Shaq would be the next .400 hitter? His butt should have those red triangular flags on either side.
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Interesting that the last guy to do it was called "the splendid splinter."

Al DeFlorio '65