OT: Slope Day

Started by stm22, March 21, 2004, 11:06:57 AM

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Will

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Is next year here yet?

Josh '99

I think also Jesus will be there turning that bottled water they pass out into wine.


Was that over the line?  :-}
"They do all kind of just blend together into one giant dildo."
-Ben Rocky 04

Tom Pasniewski 98

No, but you on Slope Day - now that was over the line.  :-P

I have pictures.

No, there is nothing wrong with champagne for breakfast.  Just keep it to two bottles or less per person.   ::twitch:: I've gone soft - all I could manage was TWO Guinness before Noon on St. Patty's Day.  

DisplacedCornellian

Will...have you been having dreams about Jim Morrison and a naked indian again?

Will

[Q]DisplacedCornellian Wrote:

 Will...have you been having dreams about Jim Morrison and a naked indian again? [/Q]

Hey, if it leads to me attracting Aerosmith, Urge Overkill, Rip Taylor, and Tia Carrere (schwing!) to Slope Day, sure, I'll put up with some weird, trippy dreams. :-D
Is next year here yet?

OnConcertCommission

the only band signed for slope day, thus far is OAR