Spotted in the wild

[stereax]

I've been devastatingly single for 21 years Trots 😂 would probably be pretty high up on the Undateable list

There's a lid for every pot.  I am married.  Q.E.D.

wasn't dating like, way different back in the day when you telegrammed each other love letters 

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THE MOMENT I SEE YOU STOP
KISSING YOU STOP
HOLDING YOU STOP
WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER EVERYTHING STOPS STOP

you get the "making me laugh in the middle of my foreign direct investment class" award :')

You don't mean to tell us that you take time from the riveting lecture to check out Elynah, right?

I would never!!! 

no I absolutely do, at around the same time as I check my emails haha