Cornell Hospitality

Started by Robb03, November 19, 2002, 10:15:22 PM

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Greg Berge

As long as you didn't have to trade brains.

kaelistus

They most definitely give Ds and Fs in Cornell. My two freshmen year best friends had a combined average of 0.9 GPA.

I had to find all new friends the second year since they were not invited back. :-(

Kaelistus == Felix Rodriguez
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Will

I know a guy that was kicked out of Cornell for a semester after his first semester here, because he literally had a 0.0 GPA.  Naturally, this was all caused by the fact that he spent all of his time in Balch.  You do the math. :-D

Is next year here yet?

jtwcornell91

Dude, I spent two and a half years in Balch, and the square root of my GPA was less than half my GPA.


jtwcornell91

Felix Rodriguez wrote:
QuoteMy two freshmen year best friends had a combined average of 0.9 GPA.
That's called the "square root club": when  the square root of your GPA is larger than your GPA.  (A friend of mine did it at Clarkson.)


Adam \'04

Over a 4.0. That must have been nice. ::snore::

jtwcornell91

Yeah, well it doomed me to spending the rest of my life in college.  (Now back to writing tomorrow's lecture notes.)


Josh '99

John T. Whelan '91 wrote:
QuoteThat's called the "square root club": when  the square root of your GPA is larger than your GPA.  (A friend of mine did it at Clarkson.)
I did that one semester.  A few years later, and employed, I don't mind being able to say it either.  :-D

"They do all kind of just blend together into one giant dildo."
-Ben Rocky 04

Beeeej

[q]I win - 3 D's and an F even. (The F was in grad school no less.)[/q]

John, are you freakin' high?!

He gets a few Ds and an F and he thinks he's gotten bad grades.  These kids, I tellya...!!

Five Fs.  Count 'em.  Five.

Beeeej

P.S. They damn well better not create a bottleneck getting into the game tomorrow, 'cause I think I might be pulling up at 6:52 and making a dash for it.  Damn Contracts class...!  Teets and Dave, keep that door shut as long as you can!  ;-{)}

Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona