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#1
Hockey / Schafer should resign ...
February 22, 2011, 08:10:32 PM
As discussed elsewhere in this forum, Schafer's post game comments after the surprising Harvard loss were inappropriate and reflect poorly on the University and the hockey program.  Accordingly, I think the time has come for a coaching change.  Schafer is a good coach, but not a great coach.  He's delivered a lot of bridesmaids, but never the bride. With all the talent he's had over the years, he's the only constant. It's time to move on.

Many on this board are quick to come to Schafer's defense.  I admire your loyalty, but I think your trust in Coach Schafer is misguided.  Some defend Schafer because the Ivy League restrictions make success prohibitive.  This is nothing more than a red herring.  He's coached tremendous talent (8 former Cornellians presently on NHL rosters), and had no problem recruiting, matriculating and (in some instances) graduating these young men.  The talent is there, but Schafer doesn't know how to effectively coach this talent.

Others on this board will defend Schafer's "successes."  I won't deny he's had his moments and a decent overall record, but I wouldn't call his coaching career a success.  Success only comes in winning the NCAA championship – a feat Schafer has failed to accomplish.  Do you think Mike Krzyzewski is content winning an ACC tournament, or making a Final Four appearance?  This year, the team is particularly mediocre.  They are a poorly coached, undisciplined team that can't even beat a woeful Harvard squad in their own barn.  Schafer's response to this loss was to blame the fans.

Schafer ought to be ashamed of himself, and out of respect to the hockey program and the Cornell community, he should tender his resignation.  Short of resignation, I call on the University's Administration to replace him with a coach whose priority is to ensure Cornell hockey is a perennial favorite for an NCAA title.  As students, alumni, townies, boosters and supporters of the program, we do a disservice by blindly placing our trust in Mike Schafer – a coach who is content in falling short of a national title, year in and year out.  I welcome a changing of the guard, and know others agree.
#2
Hockey / College vs. NHL
April 06, 2006, 11:51:21 PM
Tonight I went to a Bruins game, against the Toronto Maple Leafs.  I got thrown out with 2 minutes to go, and missed the Maple Leaf's tying goal and the Bruins win in the shootout (i saw the shootout at the Fours, a bar nearbyt).

Now, most of you think of me as a jackass, and usually I am.  But the reason I got thrown out tonight was becuase I had seats 5 rows behind the Bruins goal, and I got throw out for mocking the goal judge.  If this was a college game, giving the goal judge shit is par for the course, but mocking him in a meaningless NHL game apparently was not appropriate.

I thought Earl the narc (sections A & B) was tough, but seriously, the NHL needs to loosen up.  This is precisely why I am and will remain a Cornell, and college hockey fan.
#3
http://sarcastipundit.blogspot.com/2006/03/victor-victoria.html

I know the Pepsi Center is probably not the proper venue for somthing like this, but this should be arranged for subsequent seasons.
#4
John Spencer Is Dead / The new John Spencer Section ...
December 21, 2005, 01:28:47 AM
This is a fitting tribute to a wonderful actor, inspirational recovering alcoholic and one hell of a chief of staff.  I can now remember him everytime I sign on to the eLynah forum.

Thanks Age.
#5
Hockey / Has Anyone Noticed ...
December 09, 2005, 05:17:51 PM
That Age has been slacking lately?

Upcoming games include @ Harvard and @ Dartmouth and there is still a poll up from last year's NCAA tournament.

What's the matter Age? ::coffee::
#6
Hockey / Sieve
November 14, 2005, 02:49:26 PM
In the old days around the gold rush, sieves were used to seperate the gold from the other crap which was allowed to pass through.  Perhaps a modern day example of a sieve is a collander which is used to drain pasta.  The pasta stays in the collander while the water passes through.  The eLynah cheers page (the foremost authority on sieves) defines a sieve as follows:

[Q]sieve \\Sieve\\, n.1. a device full of holes by which a coarse material may be separated from a finer material...[/Q]

Using this definition, wouldn't it follow that a sieve would be a good goalie because it collects the coarse material (i.e. the puck)?  In hockey, the puck is gold and if you used a sieve, you would not want the gold to pass through.  Similarly, you want to hold on to the pasta, you don't want it to go down the drain.  It just doesn't make sense.

Thus, I call on all Lynah faithful to change their cheers and join me in pointing to our goalie and to chant proudly and in unison "SIEVE!"
#7
Hockey / Hockey Line Number Location Revealed
September 21, 2005, 11:49:50 PM
154 Biotech Bldg

My friend who does the 93 second sports flash on WVBR has told me that they will announce that the line will be announced on Saturday and the line numbers will be given at 154 Biotech Saturday night (so not to interfere with classes).

I'm going to start camping out there tonight so I can get the first line number.

LETS GO RED!
#9
Hockey / OT: John Hayes is non-partisan
November 15, 2004, 04:49:44 PM
#10
Hockey / What ever happened to HotelCalifornia?
September 15, 2004, 12:41:03 PM
I guess Hell has thawed. :-D
#11
Hockey / An Idea for Schafer
June 25, 2004, 09:44:13 AM
Michael Schafer is a tyranical idiot. If he had his way he would turn Lynah into a golf course. Polite clapping would be all that's allowed. Of course he'll still make you sit in line for 2-3 days in lovely conditions, for the honor to pay to be constantly harassed for speech (by gastapo ushers), while he still curses at every ref he can. The big hypocrite. If this world were truly an equitable place I would like to see him camped out on the Ag quad for 2 nites with his futon and sweatpants for the priviledge of retaining his job EACH YEAR. He wants the most "die hard" fans in Lynah, well as Cornell students and alums (who are indirectly contributing to his salary) I think we have the right to have the most "die hard" coach in Lynah. I challenge Schafer to camp out to prove his dedicaiton and loyalty. Hell, at least pay some one to do it for you as CowbellGuy does. Lets show a little toughness Michael, if not I know Greg Berge would like your job.
#12
Hockey / Facetimer Awards
April 05, 2004, 02:46:10 PM
In honor of Greg Berge '85 and TBRW? Awards, we have come up with some awards of our own......

Adds Most to Lynah Experience:  Cowbell Guy

Thinks Highest of Himself:  CalgARI '07

Stupidest Nickname:  Beeeeej

Best Cheer:  Which team is the Ivy League?

Worst Cheer (a.k.a. Greg Berge's favorite cheer award): "Let's Go RED"

Biggest Overall Douchebag:  HOTELCALIFORNIA

Best ECAC Linesman:  Andy Petrus

Best Narc:  Earl the Narc

Worst Idea Ever:  The Red Line

Biggest Troll:  John T. Whelan '91

Stupidest Name:  Age

Poster Least Likely to get Laid:  Avash '05

Waste of a Roster Spot:  Ben Wallace

Best Townie:  Rick '71

Traveled Furthest to Cornell Game:  Greg Berge '85

Most Successful Career:  Greg Berge '85

Long Distance Toothpaste Toss:  Cowbell Guy

Overall Good Guy:  DeltaOne81

Worst ECAC Coach:  Mike Schafer '86

Suggested Replacement of Mike Schafer '86:  Ben Hysell '02

Biggest Overall Douchebag for a Non-Poster:  Phil Graham