I have an even better idea. Let's start a petition, demanding Schafer's resignation. I'm sure we can find another coach that'll keep opposing shot totals to half of our's and consistently recruit the best classes in the country. And even if, by some crazy misfortune, we don't get that, at least we'll get to say dirty words. I mean, a simple "sieve" or "______ sucks" chant can only help the team so much. To really get in the opposition's heads, it's going to take some real language; we need to be able to say those special words that make parents not want to bring their kids to games. E-mail me at Fourletterword@cornell.edu if you're interested in the petition.
