The Song of the Classes
Oh, I am the Freshman
Who stands way up here
I was nursed by my mommy,
But now I drink BEER!
I miss my old bottle
It's sad for to tell
For soon I'll be busted
Right out of Cornell!
Oh it's one two and three four
We all fall in line
to the tune of our Profs we must always keep time
And its work like a Turk till your eyes ache like hell
In this grand institution, This school of Cornell
Oh, I am the sophomore,
With debonair look
My vile freshman manners, I long have forsook
I've joined a fraternity, the parties are swell
But I fear that my grades are going to...
Oh, I am the junior,
a-takin' my ease
I go to my classes whenever I please
I frequent the bars, the barmaids as well
You see I've not been a-wastin' my time at Cornell
Oh, I am the Senior,
Tormented with doubt
My time at Cornell has almost run out.
The world situation has me quite annoyed.
You see I'm magna cum laude,
But still unemployed.
New verses pop up all the time though (we did a grad student one once, there's an alum one).
Sweet game last night, and all without Carefoot or Seminoff too!
Oh, I am the Freshman
Who stands way up here
I was nursed by my mommy,
But now I drink BEER!
I miss my old bottle
It's sad for to tell
For soon I'll be busted
Right out of Cornell!
Oh it's one two and three four
We all fall in line
to the tune of our Profs we must always keep time
And its work like a Turk till your eyes ache like hell
In this grand institution, This school of Cornell
Oh, I am the sophomore,
With debonair look
My vile freshman manners, I long have forsook
I've joined a fraternity, the parties are swell
But I fear that my grades are going to...
Oh, I am the junior,
a-takin' my ease
I go to my classes whenever I please
I frequent the bars, the barmaids as well
You see I've not been a-wastin' my time at Cornell
Oh, I am the Senior,
Tormented with doubt
My time at Cornell has almost run out.
The world situation has me quite annoyed.
You see I'm magna cum laude,
But still unemployed.
New verses pop up all the time though (we did a grad student one once, there's an alum one).
Sweet game last night, and all without Carefoot or Seminoff too!
