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Title: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: The Rancor on July 05, 2006, 11:24:09 PM

obviously. you think $140M cant fake a heart attack?

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: ugarte on July 06, 2006, 08:19:59 AM

As long as they bury him I don't care whether he is alive or dead.

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: Ben Rocky '04 on July 06, 2006, 03:51:22 PM

Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: Will on July 06, 2006, 10:50:18 PM

[quote Ben Rocky 04]Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.[/quote]

Nope. I'm definitely wondering if they, y'know, poked his corpse with a stick a few times, just to be sure.

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on July 09, 2006, 06:21:26 PM

[quote Will][quote Ben Rocky 04]Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.[/quote]

Nope. I'm definitely wondering if they, y'know, poked his corpse with a stick a few times, just to be sure.[/quote]

Poke it with a knife a few times. A very sharp knife.

And then hang it from a tall tree, let the crows pick at it a few days and then bury it.

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: jtwcornell91 on July 09, 2006, 06:44:44 PM

[quote Jeff Hopkins '82][quote Will][quote Ben Rocky 04]Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.[/quote]

Nope. I'm definitely wondering if they, y'know, poked his corpse with a stick a few times, just to be sure.[/quote]

Poke it with a knife a few times. A very sharp knife.

And then hang it from a tall tree, let the crows pick at it a few days and then bury it.[/quote]

I think you also need to fill the mouth with holy wafers.

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: Beeeej on July 11, 2006, 10:30:54 AM

These "tests" all presume that it's Kennyboy's body to begin with.

Beeeej

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on July 13, 2006, 12:18:22 PM

[quote Beeeej]These "tests" all presume that it's Kennyboy's body to begin with.

Beeeej[/quote]

Good point. Add some DNA testing to the scope of this project.

Title: Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Post by: Trotsky on August 28, 2006, 10:14:10 AM

He was compared to Jesus in the eulogy. Hasn't it been three days?

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