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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: Beeeej on March 31, 2006, 12:05:10 PM

Title: Next Year's Season Ticket System
Post by: Beeeej on March 31, 2006, 12:05:10 PM
Andy Noel announces tickets to be distributed on a "gladiatorial combat" basis:

http://www.cornellsun.com/media/storage/paper866/news/2006/03/31/AprilFools/New-System.Announced.For.Hockey.Tickets-1775391.shtml

::laugh::

Beeeej
Title: Re: Next Year's Season Ticket System
Post by: Give My Regards on March 31, 2006, 12:07:26 PM
The sad thing is that this would be an improvement...
Title: Re: Next Year's Season Ticket System
Post by: redhair34 on March 31, 2006, 12:09:18 PM
[Q]In other Lynah-related news, due to new addition to famed rink, sections will be re-lettered. Visitors will now sit in Section M, in honor of former Sun sports editor, senior Chris Mascaro. [/Q]

That's not bad :-P
Title: Re: Next Year's Season Ticket System
Post by: CowbellGuy on March 31, 2006, 12:30:44 PM
[q]bread and circuses would also be provided to compliment the festivities[/q]

I draw the line at talking bread.
Title: Re: Next Year's Season Ticket System
Post by: ugarte on March 31, 2006, 02:30:12 PM
Nobody is going to be laughing when this article reruns on page one in October.

Cornell history: first as tragedy, then as farce. Then as tragedy again.