Andy Noel announces tickets to be distributed on a "gladiatorial combat" basis:
http://www.cornellsun.com/media/storage/paper866/news/2006/03/31/AprilFools/New-System.Announced.For.Hockey.Tickets-1775391.shtml
::laugh::
Beeeej
The sad thing is that this would be an improvement...
[Q]In other Lynah-related news, due to new addition to famed rink, sections will be re-lettered. Visitors will now sit in Section M, in honor of former Sun sports editor, senior Chris Mascaro. [/Q]
That's not bad :-P
[q]bread and circuses would also be provided to compliment the festivities[/q]
I draw the line at talking bread.
Nobody is going to be laughing when this article reruns on page one in October.
Cornell history: first as tragedy, then as farce. Then as tragedy again.