Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1129179600#question1
I like the following question better:
dear Uncle Ezra,
i'm wondering if masterbating, lets say, 3 times a week would effect the growth of the penis. or does masterbating period, effect the growth?
anonymous
It makes you lose your spelling skills:-)
That would explain the Sun. :-}
Beeeej
I'm a fan of quesiton 8
[Q]French Rage Wrote:
I like the following question better:
dear Uncle Ezra,
i'm wondering if masterbating, lets say, 3 times a week would effect the growth of the penis. or does masterbating period, effect the growth?
anonymous[/q]
lol i like that the woman he quotes when talking about masturbation is named Cummings.
i dont care who ya are, thats funny
The answer to #5 is incomplete. They really need to add "P.S. You could also try using all that dough (either kind) to go out and buy a sense of humor." :-P
He could also remind the engineers that their college is Cornell's version of this Princeton student organization:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051013/ap_on_re_us/college_chastity
[Q]New Club at Princeton Promotes Chastity[/Q]
In tomorrow's newsflash, "New club at MIT Promotes Math"
HAH yeah i thought the same exact thing!!!! and started laughing
i dont care if that makes me immature
you all thought it lol
Uncle Ezra gets it wrong on hockey tickets. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1149570000#question9
And without any titillating questions to compensate.