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Title: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: billhoward on February 20, 2005, 10:48:13 AM
Instead of putting up netting around the entire rink, consider this:

Resurrect the Star Wars missile shield at Lynah. Buy up the leftover stock of Fox Sports smart pucks. Put a couple lasers in the rafters. Track the pucks. (This would make for one hell of a USCHO gametracker, too.) When the pucks leave the rink at high speed, activate the lasers and vaporize the pucks. And from time to time, replace the championship banners that caught fire.

Done properly, fans in the first couple rows might also get rid of unwanted birthmarks and facial hair. A season ticketholder might even undo that cliche butterfly tattoo.
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: The Rancor on February 20, 2005, 01:27:59 PM
it would also save the lynah staff from having to clean up newspapers and flying fish by vaporizing them before they hit the ice, if it works in two directions.

Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: jy3 on February 20, 2005, 01:31:45 PM
i dont know if my forehead would rather have been burned than bounced upon. :)
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on February 20, 2005, 04:56:07 PM
Can you imagine the stink of vaporized fish at the Sucks game?  ::yark::
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: French Rage on February 20, 2005, 06:30:59 PM
We can't use a missile defense system instead of netting, because we need something that actually works and is worth the money. :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: Trotsky on February 20, 2005, 06:59:00 PM
Lockheed Martin will build a prototype for only $30 billion.  They never forget who they're working for.
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: David Harding on February 20, 2005, 08:02:13 PM
They could zap candy bars, too.
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: Robb on February 20, 2005, 08:08:09 PM
Keith,

Do you want to call the Men in Black, or should I?  Trotsky must be eliminated....

:)

Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: billhoward on February 20, 2005, 08:33:17 PM
[Q]Jeff Hopkins '82 Wrote:  Can you imagine the stink of vaporized fish at the Sucks game?  [/q]

If anyone recalls high tech-incinerator proposals of the ~1980s, the promise was that when the heat was high enough, nothing smelled bad and you were left with was a little fly ash, no more. I think reality was there were some incredibly corrosive gases that did a number on event stainless-steel tubing.
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: Jim Hyla on February 20, 2005, 09:41:03 PM
[Q]billhoward Wrote: If anyone recalls high tech-incinerator proposals of the ~1980s, the promise was that when the heat was high enough, nothing smelled bad and you were left with was a little fly ash, no more. I think reality was there were some incredibly corrosive gases that did a number on event stainless-steel tubing.
[/q]Actually trash to energy works reasonably well. We have one here and it seems better than burying all that stuff. Of course we are also one of the most recycling counties in the US.:-)
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on February 20, 2005, 10:38:55 PM
Actually, it doesn't take much to do a number on stainless tubing.  Boil some salt water in stainless at pressure, and you can make it shatter like glass.  We did it to one of our boilers at one of our H2 plants.

I believe aqueous sulfuric and nitric acid will do it as well.
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: David Harding on February 20, 2005, 10:51:42 PM
[Q]Jeff Hopkins '82 Wrote:

 Actually, it doesn't take much to do a number on stainless tubing.  Boil some salt water in stainless at pressure, and you can make it shatter like glass.  We did it to one of our boilers at one of our H2 plants.

I believe aqueous sulfuric and nitric acid will do it as well.[/q]

We filled a big, new stainless steel water system with what we thought was veyr clean water, then let it sit for a while.  Some microbes got in little crevices, ate the sulpher, and excreted sulphuric acid.  The whole system leaked like a seive.
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: Josh '99 on February 20, 2005, 11:10:12 PM
::bang::
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: KeithK on February 21, 2005, 01:02:22 AM
[q]Do you want to call the Men in Black, or should I? Trotsky must be eliminated....[/q]No need to call.  They always know... :-D
Title: Re: [OT] Star Wars technology for safer rinks
Post by: jtwcornell91 on February 21, 2005, 05:43:17 PM
[Q]David Harding Wrote:
The whole system leaked like a seive.
[/q]

SIEVE!  SIEVE!  SIEVE!