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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: SlutMarina on December 30, 2004, 01:02:54 AM

Title: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: SlutMarina on December 30, 2004, 01:02:54 AM
Kind time of day, boys.
I badly know English (I the Russian girl),
but I work in London and I hope that you will understand me.
I the prostitute, shall not hide...
But I was very much bothered with my work! I quite decent girl,
I am 19 years old, my photo placed on a site  escort services of London (a profile "Marina") (http://clickcashmoney.com/in.htm?wm=73186&site=w)
You will see my photo only if tou are from United Kingdom!
I Shall be very glad, if there will be worthy a man and will write to me...
my address slutmarina@mail.ru

I hope, you will find me! Help, please!!!


Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: marty on December 30, 2004, 06:37:42 AM
Dear SMarina,

Please consider posting here:

http://www.goldenknightshockey.com/roundtable/

They likely need you more than the folks here at ELynah.;-)
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: Facetimer on December 30, 2004, 09:00:02 AM
[Q]marty Wrote:

 Dear SMarina,

Please consider posting here:



They likely need you more than the folks here at ELynah. [/q]

Speak for yourself marty, I am sure guys like Blowhard and Beeeeej could use the services of SMarina.  I'd throw Cowbell Guy into that list, but I think I gathered from previous posts that he is hooking up with Jersey Girl.
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: Jerseygirl on December 30, 2004, 09:24:07 AM
Yes he is, on a constant basis, despite being 250 miles away and having a girlfriend. (Do I get a big troll doll with a line through it now?)

Title: To delete or not to delete?
Post by: CowbellGuy on December 30, 2004, 11:29:37 AM
Now that everyone's been all funny-like, do I trash the thread or not? :-D
Title: Re: To delete or not to delete?
Post by: Will on December 30, 2004, 11:33:02 AM
Only if we really can convince SlutMarina to visit the Clarkson fan message board. :-D
Title: Re: To delete or not to delete?
Post by: billhoward on December 30, 2004, 11:46:32 AM
Marty's suggested redirection to goldenshowers--correction, goldenknightshockey.com is thoughtful and nicely in keeping with the holiday spirit.

Was there a chance she mistyped her username and it's really SLUMarina? Maybe the name resolves to both.
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: Facetimer on December 30, 2004, 12:56:14 PM
[Q]Facetimer Wrote:

I'd throw Cowbell Guy into that list, but I think I gathered from previous posts that he is hooking up with Jersey Girl.[/q]

[Q]Jerseygirl Wrote:

 Yes he is, on a constant basis[.][/q]

Cowbell Guy, you stud :-P
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: atb9 on December 30, 2004, 01:26:43 PM
So you live in Boston and work for a law firm?  Does that mean you'll be enjoying some facetime at Lynah LEast?
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: Jerseygirl on December 30, 2004, 04:10:33 PM
Only 'cause I can't seem to bag you, Facetimer.

Where's Rosenberg these days? Haven't seen him on the forum lately.
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: A-19 on December 30, 2004, 07:55:53 PM
haha rosenberg had finals and a cruise
Title: Re: Cyber sex! Who wants?
Post by: Facetimer on December 31, 2004, 11:27:27 AM
[Q]atb9 Wrote:

 So you live in Boston and work for a law firm?  Does that mean you'll be enjoying some facetime at Lynah LEast?[/q]

Indeed, but only to do something to pass the time after going to Johnny Harvards.
Title: Re: To delete or not to delete?
Post by: RichS on January 01, 2005, 03:38:28 AM
Actually, I think she found the right place to post....here!!  :-D
Title: Re: To delete or not to delete?
Post by: marty on January 01, 2005, 04:10:56 AM
[Q]RichS Wrote:

 Actually, I think she found the right place to post....here!!   [/q]

Took you long enough, Rich.  Were you celebrating early or did you find a bird offline?

;-)
Title: Re: To delete or not to delete?
Post by: RichS on January 04, 2005, 12:47:25 AM
Marty,

Pretty lame...I expect "better" from you.  ::rolleyes::