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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: Tom Pasniewski 98 on April 12, 2004, 12:28:32 PM

Title: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Tom Pasniewski 98 on April 12, 2004, 12:28:32 PM
Winning team....losing team, etc.

I don't subscribe to the theory that we beat the team that beat Maine at the Everblades, therefore, we could have taken Maine or Denver or Minnesota, nor do I subscribe to the theory that the best team wins the national championship, especially in single elimination tournament games.

But for argument sakes, if you play enough games in a tournament and all hockey champs now play four and all basketball champs six, we might be able to come up with the worst tournament team, the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that won the national championship.  Following this theory, the worst, weakest or weakest link in this year's hockey tournament was New Hampshire.    New Hampshire lost to Michigan, Michigan lost to Boston College, Boston College lost to Maine and Maine lost to Denver who won the national title.

Applying this to basketball, it's the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that won the national championship.  The weakest link in the basketball tourney would be Florida.  Aren't they always the weakest link?  Florida lost to Manhattan.  Manhattan lost to Wake Forest.  Wake Forest lost to St. Joseph's.  St. Joseph's lost to Oklahoma State.  Oklahoma State lost to Georgia Tech.  Georgia Tech lost to UConn who won the national title.

You are the weakest link.  Goodbye.  You're fired.  Sayonara.  Food for thought. ::popcorn::
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: KenP on April 12, 2004, 01:10:37 PM
[Q]Tom Pasniewski 98 Wrote:

You are the weakest link.  Goodbye.  You're fired.  Sayonara.  Food for thought.  [/q]

you forgot "the tribe has spoken"  ;-)
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: jtwcornell91 on April 12, 2004, 02:12:53 PM
Reality shows suck. :-P
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: billhoward on April 12, 2004, 02:32:56 PM
Cornell beat Ohio State. The Buckeyes beat somebody who probably beat Denver. So we're just as good as national champions.

You could probably follow a route so convoluted the Big Red basketball team could have been proven better than UConn, but that's one I wouldn't want to back up on a court.
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Shorts on April 12, 2004, 04:16:29 PM
Ok, here goes
Assuming you mean the men's team:
(this might not be the most direct)
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Cornell beat Lehigh 89-76 (Jan 6)
Lehigh beat Holy Cross 63-53 (Jan 30)
Holy Cross beat BU 59-57 (Nov 22)
BU beat Michigan 61-60 (Dec 30)
Michigan beat Rutgers 62-55 (Apr 1)
Rutgers beat Providence 65-64  (Jan 10)
Providence beat UConn 66-56 (Jan 24)

So, really, we basically, essentially, are the National Champions.  Jon Stewart was right.

In other news, our women's polo team (the one with the horses, not in the water) just won it's umpteenth consecutive National Championship.
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: ugarte on April 12, 2004, 04:24:41 PM
[Q]Shorts Wrote:

 Ok, here goes
Assuming you mean the men's team:
(this might not be the most direct)
-------------------------------------------------
Cornell beat Lehigh 89-76 (Jan 6)
Lehigh beat Holy Cross 63-53 (Jan 30)
Holy Cross beat BU 59-57 (Nov 22)
BU beat Michigan 61-60 (Dec 30)
Michigan beat Rutgers 62-55 (Apr 1)

Rutgers beat Providence 65-64  (Jan 10)
Providence beat UConn 66-56 (Jan 24)

So, really, we basically, essentially, are the National Champions.  Jon Stewart was right.

In other news, our women's polo team (the one with the horses, not in the water) just won it's umpteenth consecutive National Championship.[/q]Cool! We won the NIT and the NCAA!

Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: dss28 on April 12, 2004, 04:38:22 PM
Connect Cornell winning the NCAAs to Kevin Bacon in 6 steps or less.

Go.
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: billhoward on April 12, 2004, 05:08:43 PM
[Q]Shorts Wrote:
In other news, our women's polo team (the one with the horses, not in the water) just won its umpteenth consecutive National Championship.[/q]

Too bad Cornell can't have a women's hockey team as competitive as the men's team. Harvard and Dartmouth do. Women's lacrosse came close, what, two years back to the NCAA title.
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: jkahn on April 12, 2004, 05:38:28 PM
[Q] Connect Cornell winning the NCAAs to Kevin Bacon in 6 steps or less. [/Q]
Assuming you're refering to the very mythical NCAA Basketball title described above-
Step 1)  Cornell wins the championship and Billy Packer interviews us after the surprising victory
Step 2)  Packer and Bacon sit together at a roast for Steve Lavin, see http://uclabruins.collegesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/lavin_steve00.html
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Josh '99 on April 12, 2004, 05:42:38 PM
Cornell won the NCAAs in 1967 with Ken Dryden
Ken Dryden was in Miracle with Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell was in 3000 Miles To Graceland with Christian Slater
Christian Slater was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon

:-D
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: dss28 on April 12, 2004, 05:45:57 PM
::laugh:: , jkahn and jmh!
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: KeithK on April 12, 2004, 06:16:58 PM
The Oracle of Bacon says that Ken Dryden has a Bacon number of 2, not three.
1) Ken Dryden was in Miracle (2004) with Sean (I) McCann
2) Sean (I) McCann was in Air Up There, The (1994) with Kevin Bacon
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Will on April 12, 2004, 06:27:09 PM
Christian Slater wasn't in A Few Good Men.  ( http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000225/ )
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Jacob 03 on April 12, 2004, 07:27:24 PM
hermo's thinking of a murder in the first.  get your lame court movies straight, josh.  
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: dss28 on April 12, 2004, 08:11:13 PM
I've got one...

The Cornell Hockey team as a collective unit was in Love Story, where Tommy Lee Jones played Hank.
Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Greenberg \'97 on April 12, 2004, 08:57:42 PM
So this is what we talk about in the offseason.  Wow.  I'll see you folks in October. ::screwy::
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Tub(a) on April 12, 2004, 09:06:12 PM
[Q]dss28 Wrote:

 I've got one...

The Cornell Hockey team as a collective unit was in Love Story, where Tommy Lee Jones played Hank.
Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.[/q]

Sadly, the Cornell team was played by Dartmouth  ::yark::
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: dss28 on April 12, 2004, 09:48:10 PM
[Q]Tub(a) Wrote:

 [Q2]dss28 Wrote:

 I've got one...

The Cornell Hockey team as a collective unit was in Love Story, where Tommy Lee Jones played Hank.
Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.[/Q]
Sadly, the Cornell team was played by Dartmouth   [/q]

Yes, and apparently Ned Harkness only allowed the Cornell Jerseys to be worn if Cornell won the game.
Title: Re: Which Team Is The Weakest Link?
Post by: Tom Pasniewski 98 on April 13, 2004, 10:45:11 AM
Cornell lost to Georgia Tech.  Georgia Tech lost to UConn.  At least that goes in chronological order.

'They'll probably have to cancel water polo after the first two or three horses drown'
~Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck Games, on Atlanta's ability to host the 1996 Summer Olympics