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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: Facetimer on December 17, 2003, 05:39:41 PM

Title: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 17, 2003, 05:39:41 PM
After a brief hiatus, I am back.

For all you people (facetimers) who didn't get hockey tickets this year it is because of Adriano "Age" Manocchia (Cowbell Guy) who is not a student, yet nibbled his way into purchasing season tickets in the student section.

Let him know how you feel his seats are: Section A, Row 5, Seat 13.  He's the guy with the Cowbell and the camera.  If you can't get to the game (since he has your seats), drop him an email at: age@salsashark.net.  Or IM him at: SalsaSharkNet.  Or send him a letter at his home address: 1481 Slaterville Road, Ithaca, New York 14850.  Or call him at: 607-277-5952.

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Section A on December 17, 2003, 06:14:53 PM
Wow, you're an asshole.....
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Post by: HOTELCALIFORNIA on December 17, 2003, 06:25:08 PM
A little... stalkerish? I'm surprised that Facetimer would spend so much time on someone he supposedly doesn't care all the much about.. ayyo Facetimer you are a loser and get over yourself. Just because you didn't get enough attention as a child doesn't mean you have to bring your bullshit here.


Plus, I think I speak for most of everyone here when I say, "That's nice but I dont wanna hear your bullshit so you can jus take and shove it up your ass, k?"



Post Edited (12-17-03 18:57)
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: crodger1 on December 17, 2003, 06:27:06 PM
You know, the characters replaced by "---" in "---.biz.rr.com" are not hidden to everyone.  I wonder if we can figure out what business connection you are using, you know, just for kicks.

Hmmm...

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: RedAR on December 17, 2003, 06:32:22 PM
anonymity is his only source of courage.

ring ring
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Post by: HockeyGUy4 on December 17, 2003, 06:55:22 PM
Facetimer man i know your story, let me guess you were trying to hit on the guy and he turned your ass down, thats why your so bitter. Grow up man, and get a life, im assuming you need one considering you took all that time to find the information on the guy
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: CowbellGuy on December 17, 2003, 06:59:41 PM
Actually, I can get to all my information in 2 clicks from this site. Great job, Sherlock. I'm not endorsing any kind of DOS attack or anything, necessarily, but if anyone feels like it, his/her/its IP address is 24.213.143.20

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: HockeyGUy4 on December 17, 2003, 09:15:03 PM
Whose IP are we talking about
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 17, 2003, 09:32:15 PM
Yours you facetimer.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Jim Hyla on December 17, 2003, 09:39:51 PM
Why don't we all just not respond. No response, no pleasure.::rolleyes::

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 17, 2003, 11:01:29 PM
A wise suggestion, from the only wise man on this entire forum. I appluad you Jim Hyla '67. And I mock HOTELCALIFORNIA for having the dumbest name of all the facetimers.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Will on December 18, 2003, 06:05:46 AM
QuoteFacetimer wrote:

A wise suggestion, from the only wise man on this entire forum. I appluad you Jim Hyla '67. And I mock HOTELCALIFORNIA for having the dumbest name of all the facetimers.

You mean I've been dethroned?! :-D

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: HOTELCALIFORNIA on December 18, 2003, 08:36:10 AM
Kiss my ass Facetimer

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: ugarte on December 18, 2003, 08:38:24 AM
QuoteOne of the guys who got revenge on Volonnino wrote:

QuoteFacetimer wrote:

A wise suggestion, from the only wise man on this entire forum. I appluad you Jim Hyla '67. And I mock HOTELCALIFORNIA for having the dumbest name

You mean I've been dethroned?! :-D

No. ;-)  

I think its time for a poll.  (Yes, I do realize the risk here.)

This is really a long time in between games...



Post Edited (12-18-03 08:38)
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 18, 2003, 12:12:52 PM
I'd be kissing the ass of the biggest, dumbest facetimer on this board. Remember who's in 2nd place on the poll to be banned. Yet I know it eats at you, you mean no harm, you simply don't know hockey. That's why you're a facetimer. If you weren't so mean to me all the time I'd be happy to teach it to you, but know you choose insults real mature HOTELCALFORNIA. By the way greatest name ever. It's about as related to college hockey as the Eagles are realated to Austrailian Rules Football.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Jeff Hopkins \'82 on December 18, 2003, 01:26:45 PM
Must be a good relationship then...

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/

JH
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Post by: Ben Rocky \'04 on December 18, 2003, 02:04:40 PM
Why are we still responding to this?  
Ignore facetimer & let eLF return to discussing cornell hockey!
No polls, no dumbest user name contests, no 'kiss my ass facetimer', no 'facetimer is so lame', nada, nothing.  Don't repond to their posts, think about them or even read them.

She/He/It is like a child, let them wilt & die for lack of attention and responses from us.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 18, 2003, 02:16:46 PM
I meant the BAND the Eagles you stupid factimer. How is that not clear? I'm sure HOTELCALIFORNIA is in refernce to Austrailian Rules Football you overanalytical facetimer. Grow up.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 18, 2003, 02:17:46 PM
You are so smart. I wish I could be like you, bet then I'd be a facetimer, so I take that back. Anyway I appreciate the wisdom you expressed in your post.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: HOTELCALIFORNIA on December 18, 2003, 06:34:23 PM
Ayyo Facetimer I've probably already seen more Cornell hockey games then you ever will in your life. So now who doesn't know hockey? You don't even come on here to discuss the sport, you just come to get some extra attention. Get a freaking girlfriend and find something worth while to do with your time.

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: dOwns on December 18, 2003, 07:03:30 PM
Exactly, the only reason *she*;-)  says outrageous things is because *she* knows that *she* will get us pissed, or maybe even get a laugh. Yeah, you're real funny.. okay.. no one cares, we're done.

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Class of 02 Maryland Commuter on December 18, 2003, 08:02:30 PM
I applaude Cowbell Guy.  I've been getting tickets in the student section for 2 years straight since graduation.  And they're in section B.  And I commute from Maryland for the games.  Yes, I make a 5 hour drive on game Fridays to see hockey.  And a 5 hour drive back on Sundays so I can go to work Monday morning.  Call it pathetic but I say it's dedication.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 18, 2003, 09:53:04 PM
Ayyo you are such a loser. You must know so much more about hockey than me. I know nothing. I bet your hideous. Think about it what kind of girl spends all her time on the eLynah forum? My god, I'm sure there are some real dorky engineers on this campus who'll do anyone. Give one of them a call, and tell them all you know about hockey. I'm sure they'll be fascinated. You giant facetimer. And why would you assume I need a girlfriend? After all isn't it common for girls to post here? Wouldn't I be more likely to be a female? Right? Facetimer.


........Such a lovely place.

WHEN THE BAND WAS AROUND YOU WEREN'T BORN! GIVE IT UP!
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: jtwcornell91 on December 19, 2003, 11:31:13 AM
QuoteFacetimer wrote:
And why would you assume I need a girlfriend? After all isn't it common for girls to post here? Wouldn't I be more likely to be a female?
How do we know you're not a lesbian?  At any rate, I hope you're less obnoxious in person than you've been here, or I can't imagine anyone of either gender wanting to go out with you.

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Jeff Hopkins \'82 on December 19, 2003, 05:17:34 PM
Hmmm.  Add no sense of humor to the list of character traits.  :-P

JH
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: jerseygirl on December 19, 2003, 06:27:30 PM
no, facetimer's right.  no women who read the forum ever get laid.  ever.  ever.  right age?  hayes?   ok, back to lurking....

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: pavlov on December 19, 2003, 07:32:21 PM
QuoteJohn T. Whelan '91 wrote:

QuoteFacetimer wrote:
And why would you assume I need a girlfriend? After all isn't it common for girls to post here? Wouldn't I be more likely to be a female?
How do we know you're not a lesbian?  At any rate, I hope you're less obnoxious in person than you've been here, or I can't imagine anyone of either gender wanting to go out with you.


Actually I was thinking along the same lines.  I think that Facetimer is likely a transsexual lesbian.  For those who don't watch as much Jerry Springer as this abnormal psychology professor, a transsexual lesbian is a woman trapped in a man's body who yearns other women.

And a word of advice, Facetimer, the women that you are trying to impress here on the forum are beyond your reach because:

A)  They are too good looking for you.
ii)  They aren't interested in a castrated butch like yourself.

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: KenP on December 20, 2003, 09:30:48 AM
[q]Actually I was thinking along the same lines. I think that Facetimer is likely a transsexual lesbian. For those who don't watch as much Jerry Springer as this abnormal psychology professor, a transsexual lesbian is a woman trapped in a man's body who yearns other women.[/q]

I actually worked with someone matching this description.  What made life even more interesting was that when he became she, his wife came out and became a lesbian, and they stayed married.  (fact)

Don't think Facetime is the friend I'm referring to, though.  She hates sports and has a much dryer sense of humor (and better things to do).



Post Edited (12-21-03 08:14)
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: HOTELCALIFORNIA on December 20, 2003, 02:48:46 PM
Wow I don't even spend half as much time thinking of what to post as you do ...you need something to do, hun.

And what do you know about me? Nothing. Because I DID listen to the Eagles when they were around. You're the one who's, what, 15? Awwww.

Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Erica on December 21, 2003, 01:42:40 PM
wow I just assumed you were a hotelie from California. The thought of the song never crossed my mind.
Title: Re: http://gayhitchhiker.com
Post by: Facetimer on December 21, 2003, 06:47:38 PM
Wow you're dumb. A dumb facetimer.
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Post by: Ack on December 27, 2003, 01:30:52 AM
Hooray Eagles.