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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: admin on November 20, 2003, 01:10:55 PM

Title: Caption Contest #4
Post by: admin on November 20, 2003, 01:10:55 PM
(http://elynah.com/pictures/caption/2.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: dsr11 on November 20, 2003, 01:20:57 PM
"Mommy, can I go for a horsey ride too?"  (says the little kid)
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Ben Rocky \'04 on November 20, 2003, 01:22:50 PM
says the golden knight on his 'steed': YEEE HAAAAW
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: jeh25 on November 20, 2003, 01:24:44 PM
{inside joke}

"All you need is a little conditioner..."

{/inside joke}

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: DisplacedCornellian on November 20, 2003, 02:03:29 PM
"Pfft.  I'm way better at leap frog than that guy."
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: ugarte on November 20, 2003, 02:15:35 PM
"Is that love too?"

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Rob \'98 on November 20, 2003, 02:55:06 PM
"Mommy, I thought you could only do that in Massachusetts"
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Chris 02 on November 20, 2003, 03:01:20 PM
"I think his zebra painted skates look cool"

(Who is that on the bottom anyway?)
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: CowbellGuy on November 20, 2003, 03:24:05 PM
QuoteChris '02 wrote:
(Who is that on the bottom anyway?)[/q]
Bitz I think

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: So \'02 on November 20, 2003, 03:31:13 PM
Murphy, you blind slut, blow your damn whistle, he's humpin' him for god's sake! Jesus Christ! Where's my juice-box?
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Section A on November 20, 2003, 03:38:47 PM
"Mommy, is that kind of like the time I walked into your bedroom and saw you and the cable guy......"
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Will on November 20, 2003, 04:02:34 PM
"Mommy, after watching that, my special area feels funny."

(Look where the kid's hands are.)

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Keith K \'93 on November 20, 2003, 04:19:59 PM
[Q]Bitz I think[/Q]
You're sure getting a bunch of flattering shots of Bitz, aren't you Age? :-D
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: jrsygrl on November 20, 2003, 04:27:31 PM
I thought they only tried that with the puck bunnies...

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: atb9 on November 20, 2003, 04:44:27 PM
This is so wrong, but what the hell...

I didn't know Michael could skate!  Do the moon walk, Michael!  Do the moon walk!

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: marty on November 20, 2003, 06:45:05 PM
Hey Dad, If he can stay on him for a minute will he win the game with riding time?!



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Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Robin on November 20, 2003, 07:48:16 PM
giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Tom Hamill \'85 on November 20, 2003, 10:48:38 PM
Hate to be a nattering nabob of negativity, but any chance we could have a caption contest where the caption doesn't cry out for something homoerotic?  Good grief, any more and I'm going to think the photographer has some latent interest in such things (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: jeh25 on November 20, 2003, 11:47:23 PM
QuoteTom Hamill '85 wrote:

Hate to be a nattering nabob of negativity, but any chance we could have a caption contest where the caption doesn't cry out for something homoerotic?  

Dude. It's HOCKEY. Of course it has latent homoerotic overtones..... ::bugeye::

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Beeeej on November 21, 2003, 01:10:33 AM
#1: "Latulippe, dude... thanks for holding my head back.  I hate it when I puke on my pads."
#2: "For the third time, I said you can't see a bald spot."
#3: "Are you okay, Byron?  Thank God I saw that enormous floating question mark voice bubble in time to save you from it."
#4: "I'm stuck inside a box of popcorn!  I'M STUCK INSIDE A BOX OF POPCORN!!!"

Beeeej

Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: crodger1 on November 21, 2003, 10:56:00 AM
"...I'm sorry we didn't bring our saddles from Cornell because there was a lot of riding time out there tonight..."

-- Schafer

Different game, same story: http://www.cornelldailysun.com/articles/7409/
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Jeff Hopkins \'82 on November 21, 2003, 05:30:30 PM
It gets sooooooo lonely up in Potsdam in the winter.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #4
Post by: Sign Boy on November 22, 2003, 12:33:04 AM
Mommy look, it's Kobe Bryant