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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: admin on November 18, 2003, 01:03:31 PM

Title: Caption Contest #3
Post by: admin on November 18, 2003, 01:03:31 PM
(http://elynah.com/pictures/caption/1.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: DisplacedCornellian on November 18, 2003, 01:53:55 PM
"Did you have Taco Bell for lunch?"
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Rob \'98 on November 18, 2003, 01:56:28 PM
"You always have to give these freshman a push in the right direction."
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: jkahn on November 18, 2003, 02:12:15 PM
Now I know why those fans in Kalamazoo last year were chanting "Hornby Bites."

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Will on November 18, 2003, 02:48:15 PM
"Y'know Greg, when I shouted out 'Kiss my ass!', I wasn't talking to you."

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: ugarte on November 18, 2003, 02:54:35 PM
"This was our Halloween costume.  We were the Catamounts."

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Robin on November 18, 2003, 03:42:19 PM

"Bite me!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Give My Regards on November 18, 2003, 03:56:43 PM

"The sun kisses the morning sky,
 The flowers kiss the butterfly.
 The dew kisses the morning grass,
 And you, my friend, can kiss..."


Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: gtsully on November 18, 2003, 04:54:23 PM
"It says 'Bitz' not 'Bite!'  It's a Z!!!"

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: So \'02 on November 18, 2003, 05:03:58 PM
"Greg, it'd be much easier if you took your mask off."

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: AnneDVM on November 18, 2003, 05:11:03 PM
Hornby, feeling a bit peckish during his shift, decides to snack on Kibbles 'n' Bitz...
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Jeff Hopkins \'82 on November 18, 2003, 05:15:49 PM
Bitz...Tits...whatever!

JH
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: atb9 on November 18, 2003, 06:10:39 PM
"I think I can get my fist in there..."

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Section A on November 18, 2003, 06:37:06 PM
Elephant Walk...

OR....

Do I make you HORNBY?  :-P
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Sarli on November 19, 2003, 10:11:57 AM
wow, his doesn't stink!

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Adam on November 19, 2003, 02:30:33 PM
"Too many minutes in the penalty box makes a guy sorta lonely."

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Hillel J. Hoffmann \'85 on November 19, 2003, 06:36:34 PM
1.

The Athletic Department's trainers were disappointed by an unexpected side effect of the hockey team's new velcro lumbar support pads.

2.

I love the smell of Nanaimo in the morning.

Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: Hillel J. Hoffmann \'85 on November 19, 2003, 06:41:48 PM
3.

Chanel No. Vingt-Neuf
Title: Re: Caption Contest #3
Post by: D! on November 20, 2003, 05:36:00 AM
"Seriously, Greg, now is not a good time."