Note that the final TBRW Award Selections have been announced in the new thread entitled "The New Phone Books Are Here, The New Phone Books Are Here!" I wouldn't want people to miss the connection between these two threads due to the inappropriately-named follow-up.
Personally, I was waiting for the electrician, or somone like him.
I forgot. You're not supposed to "cruch" that dwarf. We don't know about touching.
"crush" It's "CRUSH".
Damn, I can't type today.
Are you surprised, when I touch the dwarf inside?
Is that like your "inner child" (or someone like him)?
Firesign Theatre references.
Yeah, I got it.
Just going in two places at once....
JH
When you're not anywhere at all?
Exactly!