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Title: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: CAS on March 26, 2016, 02:24:52 PM
Football - worst in Ivies
Basketball - worst in Ivies
Hockey - middle of Ivies
Lacrosse (to date) - bottom 2 of Ivies
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: CAS on March 26, 2016, 02:57:20 PM
I know there are bigger issues impacting Cornell, but does anyone in the administration/board of trustees care about the deterioration of Cornell athletics?
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Ken711 on March 28, 2016, 07:36:52 AM
Quote from: CASFootball - worst in Ivies
Basketball - worst in Ivies
Hockey - middle of Ivies
Lacrosse (to date) - bottom 2 of Ivies

Pretty sad state of athletics.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: dbilmes on March 28, 2016, 09:19:45 AM
At least the wrestling team is staying at the top of the Ivies, and finished 7th in the country in a "down" year.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Trotsky on March 28, 2016, 09:25:02 AM
Quote from: CASFootball - worst in Ivies
Basketball - worst in Ivies
Hockey - middle of Ivies
Lacrosse (to date) - bottom 2 of Ivies
The latter two are the ones that are alarming. The only thing that makes the former two unusual is we're not 7th above Columbia.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: CAS on March 28, 2016, 10:31:32 AM
We have become the "old" Columbia.  Columbia recently has invested in athletics, and  is on the upswing. They hired a new AD & a very successful football coach.  Their basketball team finished 3rd in the Ivies, and is in he finals of a lesser postseason tourney.  We are the new doormat.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Johnny 5 on March 28, 2016, 10:40:52 AM
O.K., we all know that Ivy League kids are there for the education.
Smart kids aren't supposed to be athletic.
Sports are a substitute for war. They promote anger and aggression and are antithetical to the Ivy precepts of intellectuality, peace, harmony and love.
If students require physical activity it should be confined to non-contact endeavors that do not promote winners over losers and reward every participant equally. In that way they can obtain the physical benefits without risking permanent bodily or psychological injury.
Repeat after me. Learning good. Recreation good. Sports very bad.
The only thing worse might be violent video games. Unless you are only writing the code?

Now,...for my next fairy tale.......

::wank::
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Ken711 on March 29, 2016, 12:41:38 PM
Yale #1 in lacrosse, basketball, and hockey.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: marty on March 29, 2016, 08:35:49 PM
Quote from: Ken711Yale #1 in lacrosse, basketball, and hockey.

Let's not forget Harvard.  They're number one where it counts.  All their athletes graduate with honors.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Swampy on March 29, 2016, 10:15:38 PM
Quote from: Johnny 5If students require physical activity it should be confined to non-contact endeavors that do not promote winners over losers and reward every participant equally. In that way they can obtain the physical benefits without risking permanent bodily or psychological injury.

::wank::

So now you're also advocating celibacy?
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Johnny 5 on March 30, 2016, 07:44:44 AM
Quote from: Swampy
Quote from: Johnny 5If students require physical activity it should be confined to non-contact endeavors that do not promote winners over losers and reward every participant equally. In that way they can obtain the physical benefits without risking permanent bodily or psychological injury.

::wank::

So now you're also advocating celibacy?

Only if by celibacy you mean that Cornell can't score?!
Not exactly advocating. Just pointing out what might be somewhat obvious?

Oh, and are you sure that celibacy can't be injurious?
From personal experience, perhaps??

::blush::
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: CAS on April 10, 2016, 04:52:50 PM
And lacrosse now looks likely to have its first losing season since 1998.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Ken711 on April 12, 2016, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: CASAnd lacrosse now looks likely to have its first losing season since 1998.

And the hits just keep on coming.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Johnny 5 on April 13, 2016, 11:05:50 AM
Quote from: CASAnd lacrosse now looks likely to have its first losing season since 1998.

Hold on!
The fat lady ain't sung, yet!!

::banana::
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: marty on April 13, 2016, 02:19:54 PM
Quote from: Johnny 5
Quote from: CASAnd lacrosse now looks likely to have its first losing season since 1998.

Hold on!
The fat lady ain't sung, yet!!

::banana::

Maybe we should recruit the fat lady rather than wait for her aria.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: billhoward on April 13, 2016, 10:34:56 PM
Quote from: martyMaybe we should recruit the fat lady rather than wait for her aria.
You're flashing back to the beer commercial for the hockey team recruiting the world's stockiest goaltender who truly filled the space between the pipes.
Title: Re: Cornell Athletics 2015/6 Ivy Report Card
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on April 14, 2016, 06:13:56 PM
Y'ever seen indoor lacrosse goalies?  Some of them are wider than the net!