Preferred: Our coach seems to have found a new colorist.
Problematic: Oh my God, Umile has a new brand of shoe polish on his mop.
Problematic (http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/07/everything-is-problematic-university-explains.html)
Preferred: Stupid fucking political correctness run amok!
Problematic: What an educated thing to request!
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