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General Category => Hockey => Topic started by: Towerroad on February 20, 2010, 10:52:49 AM

Title: Devil at the crossroads
Post by: Towerroad on February 20, 2010, 10:52:49 AM
From my perspective Cornell Men's Hockey, with its great traditions and the best fans in college hockey will over the long haul be ranked at the end of the season #10 with a standard error of +/-3. This means that we will make the NCAA tournament most years and on a rare occasion the Frozen 4 but, like Moses, the Promised Land will elude us.

For the sake of this discussion take the above as given, I know it is a completely debatable topic.

It is midnight at the crossroads, you are desperate for another NCAA banner,  there is a hint of sulfur in the air and a well dressed gentleman approaches and says "I can guarantee that your program will have a long term rank of 5 +/-3 (yes I know there are problems with this stat). You will be among the elite college hockey programs, a regular at the Frozen 4 and a national champion 1 to 3 times per decade. What aside from your worthless soul can you offer me?"

Would you:

Offer to name the coach of his choice?
Offer to leave the ECAC for Hockey East?
Leave the Ivy League and offer big athletic scholarships?
Sacrifice the Pep Band?
Build a 6000 seat hockey pleasure palace?
Decline because you are happy with what we are?
Title: Re: Devil at the crossroads
Post by: Trotsky on February 20, 2010, 10:56:40 AM
We already made this deal to get to 10 +/-3.  How do you think we wound up with Andy?
Title: Re: Devil at the crossroads
Post by: Towerroad on February 20, 2010, 11:04:49 AM
Touche
Title: Re: Devil at the crossroads
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on February 20, 2010, 02:57:45 PM
I saw the title and thought "Charlie Daniels meets Eric Clapton!"
Title: Re: Devil at the crossroads
Post by: Towerroad on February 20, 2010, 04:33:24 PM
I was thinking of the delta blues man Robert Johnson.
Title: Re: Devil at the crossroads
Post by: Trotsky on February 20, 2010, 05:03:12 PM
Quote from: TowerroadI was thinking of the delta blues man Robert Johnson.

The man himself (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/RobertJohson.png).

To paraphrase Tom Lehrer, it is indeed humbling to realize that by the time Robert Johnson was my age... he had been dead for 20 years.