Jon: Good second period. Defensive shell, third period. A little awkward. I'm not the one sleeping in a single bed with another dude.
Katie: Good Lord. I just wish we wouldn't go into defensive shell.
Age: A Devin will win the Crimson Cup, regardless of whatever may have happened tonight.
Jon: Getting goals from Keir Ross and Tyler Roeszler, bonus.
Mark: First shutout at Bright, ever.
Jon: Why do the cops always gotta kick us out after the game.
Mark: Last time we had a shutout at Harvard was at Watson. That's kind of an interesting point.
Age: Move on.
Katie: It wasn't as boisterous as a 3-0 win should be at Harvard.
Jon: That's cause all the bandwagon jumpers were at basketball.
Age: I can't type (I'm drunk).
Katie: Why haven't Colin Greening and Riley Nash figured out how to fucking pass to each other? How long have they been playing together?
Age: Two weeks.
Jon: *Unavailable*
Mark: *Checking phantom message.* *It was a phantom message.* *giggling uncontrollably*
Jon: Lucky orange. Lucky orange is going to Dartmouth tomorrow.
Katie: That orange is going to Ford Field.
Age: Eww.
Jon: I will bring an orange to every game as long as Cornell keeps winning.
Katie: By the way, Riley and Colin are going to be mad at me for saying that.
Jon: Hockey players don't read the forum.
Katie: (That means you.)
Jon: A blind nut finds a squirrel once in a while.
Age: Tax dollars at work.
Katie: Who looked good today?
Mark: Blake.
Age: If only he could finish.
Jon: He scored on the empty net.
Katie: Jillson, actually--
Jon: Jillson was absent today.
Mark: Joe Devin--
Jon: Joe Devin did look good today. Actually, Riley played OK.
Kate: Riley needs to understand when to pass and when not to pass.
Jon: People need to understand that Riley is a playmaker, not a pure goal scorer.
Kate: Are you going to just wake up with dragon breath next to me?
Mark: Jon, would you like me to go down and get you a toothbrush?
Jon: You're getting off-topic.
Kate: Go, Marv!
Jon: There's an awful lot of typing--
Age: I'm catching up.
Jon: What are you saying over there?
Age: I'm thinking.
Kate: There was no toilet paper at John Harvard's which is more than I can I can say for the last ten times I used the bathroom at Dunbar's.
Age: Moving on...
Mark: We should travel with these guys more often.
Age: You say that until Jon wakes up in the middle of the night and has to puke.
Jon: I made it to the bathroom.
Age: No, Kate made it in time with the trash can.
*Mark takes some photos.*
Kate: By the way, how many people actually remember this round table?
Age: Ben Scrivens is a couple of shutouts aways from Dave McKee's record. Are either of them really in the top two goalies to play for Cornell?
Jon: Do you have any mouthwash?
Katie: No, I'm sorry. I'm a bad wife.
Jon: Are we back to hockey yet?
Katie: We had a clean game, penalty-wise.
Jon: Harvard's helmets were ugly as sin. Did anyone else notice this? Apparently these are the new concussion-free helmets. Oh, did anyone else notice how many basketball-style screens Harvard set tonight? To the point where the Cornell bench was yelling, "Screen!" every time it happened.
Age: No.
Mark: Yeah.
Katie: Have we had a "Go, Marv!" recently?
Mark: Did I notice?
Age: You said, "Yeah."
Jon: Why doesn't Blake Gallagher double-shift?
Age: Why don't we have anyone who can take a faceoff?
Jon: I like the fact that Keir Ross was taking faceoffs. We had a few wins where we couldn't clear our own zone. It wasn't good.
Age: You suppose what they spent on that scoreboard could fund our hockey program for three years?
Katie: You mean the scoreboard that you can't see from half the rink?
*Katie says something about the '03 team and winning faceoffs that I can't quite keep up with. It involves winning them.*
Age: Who is going to score next year?
Jon: Where? Here or at home?
Age: Umm, anywhere.
Jon: It depends if Louis LeBlanc stays or goes or if Riley Nash stays or goes.
*Jon is in bed and his eyes are closed at this point.*
*A few things are uttered about the '05 team being a rebuilding year.*
Katie: Then we are screwed.
Mark: We're going to kick some Dartmouth ass tomorrow.
Age: Just like we didn't two of the last three years? Me and Anne are probably the only two that remember the inflatable head moose mascot guy. I need to find that video.
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I fear for the future of mankind.
My thought exactly.
Go Marv!