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Title: Early commitment
Post by: ugarte on July 22, 2008, 04:19:59 PM
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Sidney McLaren Star has announced that he is getting a Canadian scholarship to play hockey at Cornell for the class of '29. The left winger is currently 1'7" and a touch over 6 pounds. Coach Schafer has suggested that he needs to work on his skating, stickhandling, defense, conditioning and strength.

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Title: Re: Early commitment
Post by: Josh '99 on July 22, 2008, 04:44:12 PM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: Early commitment
Post by: ftyuv on July 23, 2008, 10:56:31 AM
Congratulations!

I hear his dad is a bit loony.  Poor kid'll probably grow up to be a goalie.  A really sarcastic, deadpan goalie.
Title: Re: Early commitment
Post by: ugarte on July 24, 2008, 12:14:48 AM
[quote ftyuv]Congratulations!

I hear his dad is a bit loony.  Poor kid'll probably grow up to be a goalie.  A really fat, sarcastic, deadpan goalie.[/quote]
FYP.
Title: Re: Early commitment
Post by: Jeff Hopkins '82 on July 24, 2008, 11:52:23 AM
[quote ftyuv]Congratulations!

I hear his dad is a bit loony.  Poor kid'll probably grow up to be a goalie.  A really sarcastic, deadpan goalie.[/quote]

Wait.  He's going to grow up to Martin Biron?  Although probably he sounds like another whiney Sidney right now.

Congrats.
Title: Re: Early commitment
Post by: French Rage on July 24, 2008, 05:44:36 PM
[quote ugarte]Coach Schafer has suggested that he needs to work on his skating, stickhandling, defense, conditioning and strength.[/quote]

Academically, though, he's already getting honors at Harvard.
Title: Re: Early commitment
Post by: Roy 82 on August 29, 2008, 05:00:16 PM
Skate skate skate. Poop poop poop. Cry cry cry.

Congrats!