The story has been out for a while, it's the offseason, and honestly, what else are you people gonna do besides discuss a hot-headed Ranger's stint as an intern in Anna Wintour's empire? Work? Really.
http://gawker.com/tag/sean-avery/?i=5019081&t=sean-averys-vogue-gig-resembles-nursing-apparently
While he is at Vogue, maybe he can get a really sexy gold thong (https://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/05/16/2008-05-16_jason_giambi_and_his_magic_gold_thong.html). Just for precautionary measures. You never know when a slump is going to hit and it would help to have some "magic" around to get you out of it. ::woot::
Lauren Weisberger '99 should be in on this thread. Too bad Avery isn't with New Jersey but then the pun would be too obvious.
[quote Rita]While he is at Vogue, maybe he can get a really sexy gold thong (https://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/05/16/2008-05-16_jason_giambi_and_his_magic_gold_thong.html). Just for precautionary measures. You never know when a slump is going to hit and it would help to have some "magic" around to get you out of it. ::woot::[/quote]Ouch. I have to imagine a thong would be incredibly uncomfortable to play hockey in.
[quote Josh '99][quote Rita]While he is at Vogue, maybe he can get a really sexy gold thong (https://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/05/16/2008-05-16_jason_giambi_and_his_magic_gold_thong.html). Just for precautionary measures. You never know when a slump is going to hit and it would help to have some "magic" around to get you out of it. ::woot::[/quote]Ouch. I have to imagine a thong would be incredibly uncomfortable to play hockey in.[/quote]
You don't actually have to imagine, but I'm sure you'd prefer to imagine as opposed to the alternative.