Weird combination of stimuli caused me to think of this guy for first time in many, many years.
http://rcs.law.emory.edu/rcs/ss/14/ss14400.mp3
A) Name the song (duh) and the artist
2) When was the last time anybody heard him perform in Ithaca bar or at a Cornell party (or anywhere for that matter)?
I'm going to guess it's John Valby aka Dr. Dirty?