The classy goons at the SLU(T) team have two facebook groups to which they post:
"Hey Phalon.... Tape my Stick!!!!"
http://cornell.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2221994403
and
"Derek "Soft as Puppy Shit" Keller"
http://cornell.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2221185359
Both of which are frequented by the gentleman of the slut team. Looks like Mr. Keller will be hearing some nice things on Saturday. The posts
"Keller showed yet again he can not hold his booze, as he spent minutes hovering over the toilet today after practice."
and
"vomiting after 5 minutes of conditioning
=
soft
=
KELLER"
warrant attention.
I got a good reaction from both ours and the SLU(t) fans in Appleton when I yelled out:
"St. Lawrence University! The 2nd best college in Canton!"
The rink had just happened to get quiet, so the timing worked very well.
For those who aren't familiar with it, there is a small SUNY in Canton.