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Discussions about the Cornell men's and women's hockey teams
Re: OT: CU Blunder - 21 years ago
on a side note...after an inappropriate e-mail to ms. Griffin, I was informed that no one was getting fired and no one had jumped off any gorges. -Disco-Bisquitby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: OT: CU Blunder - 21 years ago
I've omitted the names of the innocent, but not the name of the idiot that sent it. Here's a copy of what was sent out to the 550 rejected Early admission applicants: From: "Cornell University Admissions" To: "" Subject: Cornell Updates! Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 08:19:14 -0500 Dear , Greetings from Cornell, your future alma mater! Congratulations on your acceptance iby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: slope day - 21 years ago
Slope fest: for me slope fest was a place to go, when I was so trashed that the angle of the slope made it difficult for me to stand and gravity carried me to west campus instead of the arts quad. In my drunkeness, I found the water hydrating, the band a bit hazy, and the large inflatable, bouncy things great to pass-out on. The purpose of Slope fest is, in my eyes, to make those few amoby asshole 04 - Hockey
slope day - 21 years ago
well, the Great White Hunter's lame-duck presidency is now in session. For those of you that don't know Hunter is trying to insert his dickliness, where it's not wanted. For information and to sign a petition allowing student government officers more slope day steering power see... www.saveslopeday.com . Also, for you oldies out there, tell us youngins what Slope Day was like when it first stby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: The Polls... - 21 years ago
So, I didn't want to jinx our meaningless polls and be too "I think that Cornell is superior to your shit hockey program" with my liberal poll predictions, but after sunday's games I came up with where I thought that everyone should be ranked: 01 NODAK 02 MAINE 03 CC 04 CORNELL 05 UNH 06 BC 07 DENVER 08 MINNESOTA 09 HARVARD(SUCKS) 10 FERRIS 11 MICHIGAN 12 OHIO ST 13 MIAMI 14 (SCREW)Bby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Hahvahd vs. BC - 21 years ago
speaking of Hahvahd...our next meeting should be fantastic for those who have tickets. Speaking of that...does anyone know that there is a Ticket Exchange Forum on the left of this page, second link from the top. There's some poor bastard(me) that desperately is looking for 1 or 2 Harvard Away game tickets...his pleas are rather pathetic, but he would seriously do anything to go to that game.by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell at Western Michigan, Sat - 21 years ago
ha ha, on a side note... Author: littleredfan Date: 12-07-02 16:19 I predict 3-2 WMU over Cornell. you were just inverted there littleredfan, but way to fight the voodoo godsby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell at Western Michigan, Sat - 21 years ago
It's good to see us win in a situation where we're not up 3-0 after 1. We can play under pressure...by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell at Western Michigan, Sat - 21 years ago
N. Michigan sweeps Michigan...don't have to worry about them overtaking us in the poll...by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell at Western Michigan, Sat - 21 years ago
Wallace(Palahicky, Murray)by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell at Western Michigan, Sat - 21 years ago
Author: Justin Nachod '04 Date: 12-07-02 14:27 I thought it would be interesting to see what you guys think today's game's final score will be. There is a pattern going (wins the past three games of 4-1, 5-1, 6-1) so a 7-1 win would be cool. I BLAME THE CHODE!!!by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Predict Final Score of Today's Game - 21 years ago
hmm...I'm retracting that last post. I was just IMed by Justin and apparently the Chode felt threatened by my metaphorical "beating".(BigNachoCU: i suggest you pull your post). So, regardless of the outcome of tonight's game, no physical nor psychological damage will befall the Chode. However, future irresponsible predictions will be picked on with greater fervor, minus any metaphoriby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Predict Final Score of Today's Game - 21 years ago
You've done it now Chode! If we lose tonight due to your upsetting the gods of College Hockey fate, you're getting the beating of a lifetime. I know where you sleep Chode, I know where you sleep... Yours, assby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: - 21 years ago
yeah, I have no idea who ex-longdieguy is, but he sounds like a mighty cool fella. ELDG, who are you by the way?? -assby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: UWM-Fri. - 21 years ago
the second periods have been kinda weak though...but we're winning so I could care less...by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: UWM-Fri. - 21 years ago
Seeing as how were losing our goalie for 4 games and our backups have never been in a real game, I don't at all see "insult" by letting one of our backups get some experience.by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: UWM-Fri. - 21 years ago
I don't see UWM outscoring us by 3 in the 3rd regardless of who we put in goal. I'd like to see what Chabot can do...by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: other game scores? - 21 years ago
oops...that was supposed to be part of the UWV thread...my bad...by asshole 04 - Hockey
other game scores? - 21 years ago
anyone know what's going on at the CC v. Denver game and/or the Maine v. BC game?? Thanks...by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Caption Contest #1 - 21 years ago
Feola: Wow that's a big wad o' cash, how much did they pay you to blow this game? Hansen: You keep feeling me up, I might share...by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Saturday BU updates - 21 years ago
I'm adamently opposed to this!! Can Lenny say "fuck you 'Team Canada' "; I'm playing with Team Lynah and you can presuck my genital situation? -Mattby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Saturday BU updates - 21 years ago
I apologize in advance for being a tool and apparently out of the loop, but why is it that Lenny won't be playing these games??? -Mattby asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: [Road trip] North Country? - 21 years ago
I'm turning 21 January 2nd, so I will be in North Country and if there's nothing to do, I'm buying all the alcohol in Canton/Potsdams podunk little mom and pop store and throwing a party for all those wearing Cornell apparel. Hopefully, there will at least be a bar though. GO BIG RED!!!by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell vs. BU - 21 years ago
If leaving the game with purple testicles would in any way assist us in winning, I would gladly allow you, all of section A and B, and the ushers (Earl and Dennis) to kick my sack with big fucking steel-toed boots.by asshole 04 - Hockey
Re: Cornell vs. BU - 21 years ago
No offense Lowell, but I think you had better drop the sousaphone and stick to the trumpet. I've talked to some of the others that play Swannee River and they say that because they don't suck they can easily ignore the crowd and stay on beat. So, as a proud member of those that need a swift kick to the genitals: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIby asshole 04 - Hockey