Ashley Judd taunts

Seeing as we'll be seeing too much of her in Syracuse, anyone got any good taunts against Ashley Judd? All I can think of is (Mary had a little lamb tune)

Ash-ley is the ug-ly Judd ug-ly Judd ug-ly Judd...

or

Ash-ley is a bad act-ress bad act-ress bad act-ress...

Feel free to finish them off or make up better ones

There are likely countless possibilities regarding botched face-lifts.

This doesn't necessarily apply to us, but here is actress Samantha Ryan (apparently a Kansas alumnae and starring in a slightly different type of film than Ashley) giving 5 reasons why Kansas is better than Kentucky. The first 4 are pretty lame, but the last one is great. I heard this referenced on ESPN radio, just so you know.

[theshiver.com]

You can mention something about one of her early on-screen acting roles being having to hook up with Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Will
You can mention something about one of her early on-screen acting roles being having to hook up with Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Too soon.

cth95
This doesn't necessarily apply to us, but here is actress Samantha Ryan (apparently a Kansas alumnae and starring in a slightly different type of film than Ashley) giving 5 reasons why Kansas is better than Kentucky. The first 4 are pretty lame, but the last one is great. I heard this referenced on ESPN radio, just so you know.

[theshiver.com]

... just so we know you don't normally troll the sites where you'd find Samantha Ryan info? We're like family here; no one's telling. The barbecue reference was borderline tasteless and thus had merit as well.

Problem with any and all taunts is the fewer syllables the better, which is why You Suck has that on its side. Being Ivy Leaguers, we could taunt in haiku, but who's going to listen for 17 syllables?

Perhaps we should join a Kentucky fan forum to provide distinguished and balanced commentary. Maybe see if someone can add "Traveling Man" background music to the Rick Pitino page (if we can't do it, the RPI web TV team could probably pull it off - still in awe of what they did, for free). Recount how Pitino called the basketball writer for the Newark Star-Ledger "that f-ing Mexican idiot"; see if the Sun can get a Hispanic surnamed writer to the press conferences? So mamy insults, so little time to prepare. Or we could just enjoy the game and Cornell's ride so far.

I think it would better to makeup some Calamari taunts or something against Wall,Cousins, better to just ignore Judd

If Ashley Judd is the woman who did the KY hockey calendar, I think she should be off limits for jeers. She has materially improved the college hockey experience.

Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Uhhh. Larry Kroger? All in favor?
Who cares? We need the dues.

And so Kansas goes down quickly, too.

Trotsky
If Ashley Judd is the woman who did the KY hockey calendar, I think she should be off limits for jeers. She has materially improved the college hockey experience.

Were you thinking Kentucky ... or Florida State? Ginger or Marianne?

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Neither of whom can hold a candle to the Cornell women's team. Still amazed by how far they went.

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

Swampy

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

Well, a lot of us didn't know she went to Harvard. Harvard? If I read her Wikipedia entry correctly, she was something like 27 credits over for graduation there and thought she wasn't eligible. [en.wikipedia.org] And the entry also says she did pose in just a hockey jersey for the UK hockey team.

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billhoward

Swampy

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

Well, a lot of us didn't know she went to Harvard. Harvard? If I read her Wikipedia entry correctly, she was something like 27 credits over for graduation there and thought she wasn't eligible. [en.wikipedia.org] And the entry also says she did pose in just a hockey jersey for the UK hockey team.

Ashley-Judd-UK-Hockey(1).jpg

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And they played OSU and UM then. See, I really do get Playboy for the stories.

Swampy

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

We also could just say, "We'll trade you one Ann Coulter for an Ashley Judd."

Swampy

Swampy

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

We also could just say, "We'll trade you one Ann Coulter for an Ashley Judd."

Cheer: "You take Coulter. We'll take Judd." Repeat ad nauseum.

Minor ruckus when Kansas got Samantha Ryan courtside sides to the game. [ncaabasketball.fanhouse.com]

Legal issues over a spoof of Samantha's tastes: [kentuckysportsradio.com].

Kentucky Sports Radio
Top 5 reasons being a UK fan is better than being Samantha Ryan

(1.) We are content with the fact that most of our guys could be “one and done.” Samantha Ryan can’t stomach the thought

(2.) Kentucky can take six highly touted recruits, combine them with seven hungry players, and make the best team in the nation. Samantha Ryan can take 13 guys, at once, and make her father disappointed.

(3.) A great day to UK fans includes bourbon and horses. A great day to Samantha Ryan includes bourbon and… well… horses.

(4.) UK fans erupt after watching the Wildcats’ good penetration, going back door, and slamming it in. On second thought, Samantha does, too.

(5.) Earlier this season, Ben Roethlisberger came in Rupp Arena…Hmmm we’re not so different after all.

Are you sure you’re not a Kentucky fan, Samantha?

Supposedly Samantha's lawyers said, "The above statements are false and defamatory. We have also been informed of similar defamatory statements and statements that portray our client in a false light made on the air. These statements constitute actionable defamation and false light. Further, there is an unauthorized photograph of our client on the site. We hereby demand that you immediately remove the article from your website. We also demand that in its place, you post a correction stating that the statements made were untrue. We also demand that you correct on air the fact that the statements made about our client on your broadcast were untrue." Libeling or defaming a porn star seems like a hard one to prove.

If you've got time to kill, this thread has a few choice comments ("gotta be a pony somewhere" including the historian who recalled the Wilt Chamberlain and Samantha Ryan are both Jayhawk alums. [www.aseaofblue.com]

Wonder if Samantha could whip up a Go CU video overnight?

Jeff Hopkins '82

Swampy

Swampy

rmandel
Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

[www.thecrimson.com]

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

We also could just say, "We'll trade you one Ann Coulter for an Ashley Judd."

Cheer: "You take Coulter. We'll take Judd." Repeat ad nauseum.

Please. [www.nydailynews.com]

In the context, maybe Coulter telling a Muslin student (that rather than fly) to "take a camel" had an element of humor in it. Maybe. The run-up to the quip was pure Coulter, suggesting Muslims shouldn't be allowed on planes. Maybe we'll now see a post, "Five reasons why camels are better than Ann Coulter" and you know the penultimate reason will have hump in it.

billhoward
In the context, maybe Coulter telling a Muslin student (that rather than fly) to "take a camel" had an element of humor in it. Maybe. The run-up to the quip was pure Coulter, suggesting Muslims shouldn't be allowed on planes. Maybe we'll now see a post, "Five reasons why camels are better than Ann Coulter" and you know the penultimate reason will have hump in it.

What a poor excuse for a human being.

Ann would reply, "You're just jealous because I was Arts & Sciences - the real Cornell - unlike that Olberman retard." But how smart was she? Wasn't this the woman who dated Bob Guccione Jr.? Which would put Ann up there in male-partner choices with Cher and her dynamic duo of Sonny Bono and Gregg Allman (and then Cher went natural-foods and claimed she didn't want any unnatural objects in her - you supply the punchline).