ken lay fakes his own death
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ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: The Rancor (---.mia.bellsouth.net)
Date: July 05, 2006 11:24PM
obviously. you think $140M cant fake a heart attack?
Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: ugarte (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: July 06, 2006 08:19AM
As long as they bury him I don't care whether he is alive or dead.
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Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: Ben Rocky '04 (---.tcsn.qwest.net)
Date: July 06, 2006 03:51PM
Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/06/2006 03:57PM by Ben Rocky 04.
Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: Will (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: July 06, 2006 10:50PM
Ben Rocky 04
Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.
Nope. I'm definitely wondering if they, y'know, poked his corpse with a stick a few times, just to be sure.
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Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: July 09, 2006 06:21PM
WillBen Rocky 04
Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.
Nope. I'm definitely wondering if they, y'know, poked his corpse with a stick a few times, just to be sure.
Poke it with a knife a few times. A very sharp knife.
And then hang it from a tall tree, let the crows pick at it a few days and then bury it.
Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: jtwcornell91 (Moderator)
Date: July 09, 2006 06:44PM
Jeff Hopkins '82WillBen Rocky 04
Thank god I'm not the only one who is thinking that is what (might have) happened.
Nope. I'm definitely wondering if they, y'know, poked his corpse with a stick a few times, just to be sure.
Poke it with a knife a few times. A very sharp knife.
And then hang it from a tall tree, let the crows pick at it a few days and then bury it.
I think you also need to fill the mouth with holy wafers.
Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: Beeeej (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: July 11, 2006 10:30AM
These "tests" all presume that it's Kennyboy's body to begin with.
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Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: July 13, 2006 12:18PM
Beeeej
These "tests" all presume that it's Kennyboy's body to begin with.
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Good point. Add some DNA testing to the scope of this project.
Re: ken lay fakes his own death
Posted by: Trotsky (---.ashbva.adelphia.net)
Date: August 28, 2006 10:14AM
He was compared to Jesus in the eulogy. Hasn't it been three days?
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