We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by Roy 82
We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Roy 82 (128.18.14.---)
Date: July 22, 2011 08:56PM
Hey, it is good to be numero uno in something:
[www.gq.com]
I have degrees from two of these schools (although for MIT, I think they confuse douchitude with nerditude) and attended many classes at a third. I wonder what this fact might imply about me.
BTW, I got this info from "French Rage" who apparently, now that he has a girlfriend and Stanford finally has a decent football team, doesn't find a need to go on eLynah everyday during the summer.
[www.gq.com]
I have degrees from two of these schools (although for MIT, I think they confuse douchitude with nerditude) and attended many classes at a third. I wonder what this fact might imply about me.
BTW, I got this info from "French Rage" who apparently, now that he has a girlfriend and Stanford finally has a decent football team, doesn't find a need to go on eLynah everyday during the summer.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: billhoward (---.hsd1.nj.comcast.net)
Date: July 24, 2011 10:14AM
We fared better than the photo of the Bennington student or the text on Pepperdine ("Life Goals: Stay celibate until marriage; buy a townhouse in Newport Beach; convert all gays; meet someone with the "three Hs: hot, humble, and holy" ). And it is good to be #1 in something.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: amerks127 (---.hsd1.dc.comcast.net)
Date: July 24, 2011 10:41AM
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: French Rage (---.packetdesign.com)
Date: July 25, 2011 06:26PM
Roy 82
BTW, I got this info from "French Rage" who apparently, now that he has a girlfriend and Stanford finally has a decent football team, doesn't find a need to go on eLynah everyday during the summer.
I just stick to the main forum!
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Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Trotsky (---.dc.dc.cox.net)
Date: July 26, 2011 08:02AM
That's a very douchy rebuttal, actually.amerks127
The much needed rebuttal:
The Truth About Cornell, The Supposed “Douchiest” College In America
The real rebuttal is: Duke isn't on the list, unless it's assumed they are a metaphysical, ur-Godhead, zeroth douchiest school.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2011 08:05AM by Trotsky.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: nyc94 (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: July 26, 2011 08:39AM
Trotsky
The real rebuttal is: Duke isn't on the list, unless it's assumed they are a metaphysical, ur-Godhead, zeroth douchiest school.
Duke was no. 2 in 2009 with this explanation: "They're probably number one. But we'd rather not rank Duke number one at anything."
[www.gq.com]
edit: I don't think any of the schools from the old list are on the current list so the glass-half-full position could be we're really 26th.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/26/2011 08:49AM by nyc94.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Roy 82 (128.18.14.---)
Date: July 29, 2011 08:35PM
nyc94
Trotsky
The real rebuttal is: Duke isn't on the list, unless it's assumed they are a metaphysical, ur-Godhead, zeroth douchiest school.
Duke was no. 2 in 2009 with this explanation: "They're probably number one. But we'd rather not rank Duke number one at anything."
[www.gq.com]
edit: I don't think any of the schools from the old list are on the current list so the glass-half-full position could be we're really 26th.
So basically, we won the NIT of douchitude.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Trotsky (---.hsd1.md.comcast.net)
Date: July 30, 2011 08:53PM
We are everybody's second choice...Roy 82
So basically, we won the NIT of douchitude.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Roy 82 (---.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
Date: July 31, 2011 04:24PM
Trotsky
We are everybody's second choice...Roy 82
So basically, we won the NIT of douchitude.
Safety Douche.
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: August 01, 2011 05:27PM
Roy 82
Trotsky
We are everybody's second choice...Roy 82
So basically, we won the NIT of douchitude.
Safety Douche.
Isn't that redundant?
Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: jtn27 (---.redrover.cornell.edu)
Date: February 27, 2012 10:22PM
We're also (according to the always accurate Huffington Post) one of the 8 "preppiest" colleges in the country: [www.huffingtonpost.com]
I guess this is better than being douchey.
I guess this is better than being douchey.
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Re: We're #1 Douchiest School In America!
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: February 28, 2012 12:06PM
jtn27
We're also (according to the always accurate Huffington Post) one of the 8 "preppiest" colleges in the country: [www.huffingtonpost.com]
I guess this is better than being douchey.
I'm not sure I see the distinction
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