OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by lmm9 _97
OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by: lmm9 _97 (---.mit.edu)
Date: April 29, 2003 04:21PM
from [espn.go.com]
In the spirit of Harvard University (official motto: We're Raising Tuition
As Fast As We Can), Tuesday Morning Quarterback presents its draft grades, plus distinctions.
ARIZONA CARDINALS: A
ATLANTA FALCONS: A
BALTIMORE RAVENS: A+
BUFFALO BILLS: A, dean's list
CAROLINA PANTHERS: A-
CHICAGO BEARS: A
CINCINNATI BENGALS: A, summa cum laude
CLEVELAND BROWNS: A
DALLAS COWBOYS: A, White House fellowship
DENVER BRONCOS: A
DETRIOT LIONS: A, with distinction
GREEN BAY PACKERS: A-
HOUSTON TEXANS: A
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS: A
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS: A, magna cum laude
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: A
MIAMI DOLPHINS: A-
MINNESOTA VIKINGS: A, valedictorian
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: A, honoris causa
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS: A, honoris jambalaya
NEW YORK GIANTS: A
NEW YORK JETS: A+
OAKLAND RAIDERS: A, Elias Sports Bureau Fellowship
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES: A-
PITTSBURGH STEELERS: A+, doctrini praseanti commendavisset inter Moderatores
Secundae Classis Primae Divisionis locum obtinuit
ST. LOUIS RAMS: A, cum laude
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS: A+, salutatorian
SAN FRANCISCO FORTY NINERS: A
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: A
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS: A-
TENNESSEE TITANS: A, National Merit Finalist
WASHINGTON R*DSK*NS: A*
* Each preseason, TMQ explains its system of team bynames; this column will not use the term R*dsk*ns, except to describe potatoes.
In the spirit of Harvard University (official motto: We're Raising Tuition
As Fast As We Can), Tuesday Morning Quarterback presents its draft grades, plus distinctions.
ARIZONA CARDINALS: A
ATLANTA FALCONS: A
BALTIMORE RAVENS: A+
BUFFALO BILLS: A, dean's list
CAROLINA PANTHERS: A-
CHICAGO BEARS: A
CINCINNATI BENGALS: A, summa cum laude
CLEVELAND BROWNS: A
DALLAS COWBOYS: A, White House fellowship
DENVER BRONCOS: A
DETRIOT LIONS: A, with distinction
GREEN BAY PACKERS: A-
HOUSTON TEXANS: A
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS: A
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS: A, magna cum laude
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: A
MIAMI DOLPHINS: A-
MINNESOTA VIKINGS: A, valedictorian
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: A, honoris causa
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS: A, honoris jambalaya
NEW YORK GIANTS: A
NEW YORK JETS: A+
OAKLAND RAIDERS: A, Elias Sports Bureau Fellowship
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES: A-
PITTSBURGH STEELERS: A+, doctrini praseanti commendavisset inter Moderatores
Secundae Classis Primae Divisionis locum obtinuit
ST. LOUIS RAMS: A, cum laude
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS: A+, salutatorian
SAN FRANCISCO FORTY NINERS: A
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: A
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS: A-
TENNESSEE TITANS: A, National Merit Finalist
WASHINGTON R*DSK*NS: A*
* Each preseason, TMQ explains its system of team bynames; this column will not use the term R*dsk*ns, except to describe potatoes.
Re: OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by: KeithK (---.external.lmco.com)
Date: April 29, 2003 05:05PM
This can't be right. Even a Cantabrigian (sp?) must know that the Jets must always receive a poor grade for their drafts...
Re: OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by: Tub(a) (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: April 29, 2003 05:28PM
Gregg Easterbrook makes Tuesday mornings worthwhile 
Re: OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by: jy3 (---.stny.rr.com)
Date: April 29, 2003 07:32PM
since when is a rip on hahvahd off-topic **)
Re: OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by: Josh '99 (---.stny.rr.com)
Date: April 29, 2003 11:15PM
Well, yeah. At Harvard, an A+ with no honors IS a poor grade.
Keith K '93 wrote:
This can't be right. Even a Cantabrigian (sp?) must know that the Jets must always receive a poor grade for their drafts...
Re: OT: NFL Draft/TMQ rip on Hahvahd
Posted by: CrazyLarry (---.external.lmco.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:17PM
TMQ is the worlds' greatest sports column, present company excepted. It is truly great stuff, the intellectual's football column. The two draft columns were nice to assuage the offseason withdrawal.
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