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Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets

Posted by David Harding 
Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: David Harding (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: October 13, 2005 11:28PM

Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets [ezra.cornell.edu]
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: French Rage (---.Stanford.EDU)
Date: October 13, 2005 11:43PM

I like the following question better:


dear Uncle Ezra,
i'm wondering if masterbating, lets say, 3 times a week would effect the growth of the penis. or does masterbating period, effect the growth?

anonymous
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: cth95 (---.a-315.westelcom.com)
Date: October 13, 2005 11:50PM

It makes you lose your spelling skills:-)
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: Beeeej (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: October 13, 2005 11:55PM

That would explain the Sun. :-}

Beeeej

 
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Question 8
Posted by: nyiballs (---.jan.bellsouth.net)
Date: October 14, 2005 01:03AM

I'm a fan of quesiton 8
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: jy3 (---.buff.east.verizon.net)
Date: October 14, 2005 09:43AM

[Q]French Rage Wrote:

I like the following question better:


dear Uncle Ezra,
i'm wondering if masterbating, lets say, 3 times a week would effect the growth of the penis. or does masterbating period, effect the growth?

anonymous[/q]

lol i like that the woman he quotes when talking about masturbation is named Cummings.
i dont care who ya are, thats funny



 
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Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: DeltaOne81 (---.adsl.snet.net)
Date: October 14, 2005 02:26PM

The answer to #5 is incomplete. They really need to add "P.S. You could also try using all that dough (either kind) to go out and buy a sense of humor." :-P
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: Ben Rocky '04 (---.hyatsv01.md.comcast.net)
Date: October 14, 2005 02:30PM

He could also remind the engineers that their college is Cornell's version of this Princeton student organization:

[news.yahoo.com]
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: DeltaOne81 (---.adsl.snet.net)
Date: October 14, 2005 02:32PM

[Q]New Club at Princeton Promotes Chastity[/Q]

In tomorrow's newsflash, "New club at MIT Promotes Math"
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: Jess (---.177.240.54.adsl.snet.net)
Date: October 14, 2005 02:53PM

HAH yeah i thought the same exact thing!!!! and started laughing

i dont care if that makes me immature

you all thought it lol
 
Re: Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets
Posted by: David Harding (---.hsd1.il.comcast.net)
Date: June 06, 2006 09:06PM

Uncle Ezra gets it wrong on hockey tickets. [ezra.cornell.edu]
And without any titillating questions to compensate.
 

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