Caption Contest #1

OK. I'm a little bored...
The best caption for this photo wins... umm... kudos.





Post Edited (12-12-03 08:52)

Peter Feola tries to steal Scott Hansen's whistle after it becomes clear Hansen doesn't know what the hell he's doing

Feola prepares to give Hansen a boost so that he and Cornell Captain Steve Bâby can speak eye-to-eye.

And Feola says, "Hey, Hansen, you're my b*tch. He may be bigger but his name is Bâby!"

Linesman Peter Feola eagerly searches for the Subway banner, as Cornell senior co-captain Steve Bâby politely explains that the contest was cancelled years ago.

With the way you're calling the game...? Sorry guys, no man train tonight.

Steve Bâby shakes his head disapprovingly after catching Hansen and Feola in a game of referee grabass.

Feola gets caught hitting from behind, Hansen is faulted for holding the stick, and victimized Bâby wants to cry like a baby (without the autoprogramed circumflex!)

Bâby, can you beat up Feola for me? His hand on my ass is creeping me out!

Alex Dell, watching from Section O, wonders why Feola never rubs his ass during stoppages in play.

Linesman Peter Feola says to referee Scott Hansen, "Stop blowing the game!" While Cornell co-captain Stephen Bâby calmly says, "Look Hansen, we all know your wife's a whore but could you leave that shit off the ice."

Bâby asks: "Did you guys play for UVM?"

Ben -
You know there are children reading this forum and that your language is inappropriate. Even worse, your caption is not even remotely humorous. Go to your room!
Mom

Hey mom. . .are you serious?!?

Must be nice to hide you weak character behind a BS screen name. . .

Bâby: [q] So why is it exactly that you hate our team so much?[/q]

Hansen: [q] I don't hate you guys. I think you are a great team, but I think B.U. has more talent and deserve to win. Plus, Brad Zancanaro is cute.[/q]

Bâby: [q] What!!![/q]

Feola:[q] Coach P. promised we could go midget tossing after the game. [/q]

Bâby: [q] What!!![/q]

Hansen: [q] Yeah Feola. That’s the spot. Last night he was like the Energizer Midget. He just keeps going, and going, and going.[/q]

Bâby: [q] I'll toss the midget into the boards if you want.[/q]

Ben -
You're just aggravated because my retort was funnier than your caption. Reminds me of when you were in elementary school and used to wet your bed to get attention. You've stopped doing that now, right?
Love,
Mom

Hansen, clearly intimidated by Stephen Bâby, has to be forced forward by linesman Feola to justify his latest mysterious decision.

"During a break in the action, Bâby tries to sell the zebras some glowlights"

Ben's Momma,
You have a great deal audacity. I hope you realize how big of a pussy you are for hiding in anonymity. You are a disgrace to your family. I hope you and your alternate personalities come to grip with each other. You know you are a really sad person. Grow up.

"No its not Manute Bol night at Lynah."

The Big Red return to action this Friday when they play the University of Western Michigan.
- The Cornell Daily Sun

Is there really going to be another discussion about "anonymity" on the board and what it means?

I don't know who Ben's Momma is, and I don't know who CULater '89 is. Neither include their email address or real name. The former is (occassionally) funny and the latter is an opinionated and valued contributor to the forum (we rarely agree, but so what?). I like having both of them around, and don't care if I can't contact them "off the record".

What do you think is lost from the anonymity? You can't send your flames directly? That argues in favor of retaining anonymity, not against it.

And, for the record, in both of "her" posts in this thread, Ben's Momma was funny - and right.

Feola: Wow that's a big wad o' cash, how much did they pay you to blow this game?

Hansen: You keep feeling me up, I might share...

Age...pick the best 4-5 of these & put into a poll

Hey momma,

Here's to you slipping on a snowy slidewalk. . .

Andy -
If you were Ben's Momma, you'd want to be anonymous, too. You and Ben should take a lesson from Big Red Apple. Such a polite young man.
Love,
Mom

Plain and simple:

"Referee cops a Feola"

Bâby: What's going on Scott (Hansen)? You're calling the game with your eyes closed.

Hansen: I'm PO'd. I told the members of my fan club I was going to be on Hockeycam only to find out Andy pulled the plug.

Feola: Could we call a bench minor on the AD for unsportsmanlike conduct?

Bâby teaches Hansen the lyrics of "hey Bâby" as Feola hides for fear of death

Peter Feola hides behind fellow referee Scott Hansen, fearing that his explanation of a Cornell disallowed goal to captain Stephen Bâby might not have been acceptable.

Hansen asks Bâby if he could get the Band to play Control by Puddle Of Mudd, "you know, the smack my ass song"

Caption:

Refs Demonstrate 2-minute "Hitting from Behind." Penalty.

BTW, Crodge2K gets my vote for the best caption so far.

Tom

> Linesman Peter Feola eagerly searches for the Subway banner, as Cornell senior co-captain Steve Bâby politely explains that the contest was cancelled years ago.

ROTFLTIPMP. Very nice.

Linesman Peter Feola rushes to the bathroom, as Referee Scott Hansen and Cornell's Steve Bâby discuss Thursday night's delicious meal at the Canton Pizza Hut.

And, thanks Greg.

Feola - Scott, if Bâby is going to lead, then you put your hand on his hip like this.

I would have to say that crodge2k and Adam '01 are in a tight race for first here. )

"No, your officiating skill isn't in that pocket, either..."

We definitely need a poll on this.. I'm voting for the first caption - Age's.

I like Graham's Alex Dell caption

My vote goes to the "cop a Feola" caption.

Seeing as how I started reading this website after the first 3 caption contests began (I didn't know what I was missing!), I was just wondering if anyone still had the original pictures, because I can't see them on my computer. I'd love to see what they were!

(and the caption contests I'm referring to are #1, #2 and the one without a number)

Thanks!!!

Bio '04 wrote:

Seeing as how I started reading this website after the first 3 caption contests began (I didn't know what I was missing!), I was just wondering if anyone still had the original pictures, because I can't see them on my computer. I'd love to see what they were!

(and the caption contests I'm referring to are #1, #2 and the one without a number)

Thanks!!!

oh yeah me too, i like that idea.

"Buckeye Season!"
"Wabbit Season!"

Yeah. The links broke when I moved the site. I'll fix em tomorrow when I can figure out where the hell they ended up.

Thanks!

Fixed