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Macho lady busted

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Macho lady busted
Posted by: macho lady (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: October 30, 2006 06:07PM

Well, it finally happened. A prudish narc usher reported me to the hockey cops and I got warned at last Saturday's game not to "flip off" any more. I wouldn't call the Lynah salute "flipping" exactly, but I don't want to split hairs. So it's no more macho lady, or I get my fat gray old ass hauled out of Lynah in disgrace and WORSE stand to lose my season tickets. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Harvard game in a couple of weeks. Bikini lady may show up for the third period. No law against a t-shirt is there?
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: RazzBaronZ (---.calsnet.cornell.edu)
Date: October 30, 2006 08:09PM

We love you Macho Lady!
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: Beeeej (38.136.58.---)
Date: October 31, 2006 10:23AM

Want to fill in those of us who have no idea who she is?

 
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Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: RazzBaronZ (---.human.cornell.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 10:53AM

She's a woman in section N (at least this year) who dances hilariously to Macho Man every time the band plays it. She also wore the bikini T-shirt every once in a while last year, if anyone remembers (I guess similar to the "tuxedo t-shirt" most of us can picture.

To me, she's like the Zambo Man: another part of the Lynah atmosphere. Every time my friends and I hear Macho Man being played, we look over to her.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: ugarte (38.136.14.---)
Date: October 31, 2006 11:29AM

When you say "flip off," were you shooting birds at the visiting bench? I can see the team wanting to stop that. Certainlly if the visiting coaches are complaining.

 
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: KeithK (---.external.lmco.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 12:10PM

RazzBaronZ
She's a woman in section N (at least this year) who dances hilariously to Macho Man every time the band plays it.
No offense, but if she dances to Macho Man she probably deserves to be tossed from the rink. :-P
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: Liz '05 (---.pn.at.cox.net)
Date: October 31, 2006 12:14PM

KeithK
RazzBaronZ
She's a woman in section N (at least this year) who dances hilariously to Macho Man every time the band plays it.
No offense, but if she dances to Macho Man she probably deserves to be tossed from the rink. :-P

She's the only person who should be allowed to dance to Macho Man :)
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: kaelistus (---.mak.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 12:54PM

Wait.. Lemme get this straight. Did they kick her out for doing the Macho Man dance or did they kick her out for flipping people off?

These are two VERY different things.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: ftyuv (---.bstnma.east.verizon.net)
Date: October 31, 2006 01:02PM

kaelistus
Wait.. Lemme get this straight. Did they kick her out for doing the Macho Man dance or did they kick her out for flipping people off?

These are two VERY different things.

I totally agree. Flipping people off is excusable :)
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: ugarte (38.136.14.---)
Date: October 31, 2006 01:22PM

ftyuv
kaelistus
Wait.. Lemme get this straight. Did they kick her out for doing the Macho Man dance or did they kick her out for flipping people off?

These are two VERY different things.

I totally agree. Flipping people off is excusable :)
flipa

 

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/31/2006 01:23PM by ugarte.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: nr53 (---.citlabs.cornell.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 02:03PM

from what I saw, it was never actually flipping the other team off, just the general motion with her arms.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: Tub(a) (---.law.pitt.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 03:09PM

It was a distinct "up yours" motion with one arm in a fist shooting upwards towards the sky, halted only by the other arm at a perpendicular angle.

And it was beautiful. Thank you, Macho Lady for all you have given us over the past few years.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: Karlmoose (---.nys.biz.rr.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 05:34PM

One of the greatest moments was when they brought her across the rink to sit in the front row of B during a game. I forget which year it was, but that was a lot of fun.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: ftyuv (---.bstnma.fios.verizon.net)
Date: October 31, 2006 07:04PM

ugarte
ftyuv
kaelistus
Wait.. Lemme get this straight. Did they kick her out for doing the Macho Man dance or did they kick her out for flipping people off?

These are two VERY different things.

I totally agree. Flipping people off is excusable :)
flipa
banana
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: French Rage (---.packetdesign.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 07:34PM

Tub(a)
It was a distinct "up yours" motion with one arm in a fist shooting upwards towards the sky, halted only by the other arm at a perpendicular angle.

And it was beautiful. Thank you, Macho Lady for all you have given us over the past few years.

Well, as the guy at Union who yelled at me for doing that in front of his kids didn't realize, technically that is not "flipping off", so they should use the right term.

 
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Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: kaelistus (---.mak.com)
Date: November 01, 2006 09:42AM

They actually have a problem with this (I mean apart from the stupidness of it all)? That's insane! I know I never thought of the Macho Man dance as an "up yours" motion. Wow... I mean... WOW...
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: nr53 (---.citlabs.cornell.edu)
Date: November 01, 2006 01:02PM

the motion is more of an addition than the actual dance, but I agree that it falls under the "ohmygodican'tbelievethey'reactuallydoingthisbutishouldhaveseenitcoming" category
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: billhoward (---.sub-75-212-222.myvzw.com)
Date: November 01, 2006 09:38PM

ugarte
When you say "flip off," were you shooting birds at the visiting bench? I can see the team wanting to stop that. Certainlly if the visiting coaches are complaining.

Make the motion sideways next time, not up and down. They're gonna toss you out for suggesting, "We don't like the goalie's crouch, either"?
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: Cactus12 (---.twcny.res.rr.com)
Date: November 02, 2006 06:58PM

At the end of her dance (which we students find very enjoyable) she does the arm cross flip-off to the other team's bench or fans:


the arm motion can be observed on this angry sailor


that's what they got mad about...
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: Ben Rocky '04 (---.tcsn.qwest.net)
Date: November 02, 2006 07:17PM

Thank you for the angry sailor image. That image should be used more often on ELF, no matter what we're discussing.
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: KeithK (---.external.lmco.com)
Date: November 02, 2006 07:46PM

Cactus12
At the end of her dance (which we students find very enjoyable) she does the arm cross flip-off to the other team's bench or fans:

<image snipped>
the arm motion can be observed on this angry sailor


that's what they got mad about...
Well, Uncle Lockheed was offended enough by that image that he wouldn't let me view it. So I'm not surprised that the Lynah ushers didn't appreciate it either :-).
 
Re: Macho lady busted
Posted by: kaelistus (---.mak.com)
Date: November 03, 2006 11:35AM

Oh. Okay. that makes a lot of sense then.
 

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